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Hey guys,

Imagine you racing a hyundai excel, fully stripped with a sick half cage all up in there, haltech screaming orders at those little injectors, garrett turb totally spooling hard out with some anti-lag, coilovers all round (dampeners turned up? Uh yeah of course..), a straight through 5" exhaust and the fattest AR bars you've seen. Have I got your attention yet?

Over the past 5 years I've taken part in many motorsport activities.
At the age of 16 I successfully completed the Isle of Mann superbike race, coming in at 6th overall with a overall speed of 296kph.
By 17 I'd managed to qualify and gained entry into V8 supercars, but study dictated that I was unable to compete, so instead I purchased an R33.
I've owned a Skyline for several years now, I've never had a fine for anything, never crashed or even come close for that matter.
I know the roads can be tough for someone repping the Hicas, and I also understand how much of an inconvenience having a terrible turning circle can be if you're out getting groceries on the way home from the track and have the good old lock bar.
Over this time I have learned how to avoid sliding off the road and requiring a tow out of someone's front yard.
My extensive skill basis has allowed me to drive at 70, 80, even 100kph over the speed limit without endangering a single person around me, or my wheels.

I've got a special offer for all of the SAU boys (sorry, no girls).
I will teach YOU how to drive like me. Say goodbye to fines. Crashes? Never again. "What about defect stations" I hear you say. I will even teach you how to lift so you have some beautiful breasts to expose while pulled over (they'll be looking at those pecs, not at the car, trust me, I've done it irl).

I'm prepared, spurred on by a friend of mine recently crashing his skyline, to offer you a GROUP CLASS!
Don't hesitate, PM me NOW to book in! For the low low price of only $50/hr, you'd be mad not to!
I'll even go a step further, book in with a group of ten or more and attract a 10% discount!

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