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I just checked my calendar, and on the 24th I have:

- This dinner

- Work harbour cruise with free booze and women with loose morals

- My friends engagement party

So it looks like I'll have to pull out of this dinner and get my mate to postpone his engagement :thumbsup:

Okay, so I'm going to have to skip the harbour cruise :(

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:D:ph34r::wacko:;)

I just checked my calendar, and on the 24th I have:

- This dinner

- Work harbour cruise with free booze and women with loose morals

- My friends engagement party

So it looks like I'll have to pull out of this dinner and get my mate to postpone his engagement :thumbsup:

Okay, so I'm going to have to skip the harbour cruise :(

I think the decision is quite elementary my friend.....

Harbour cruise FTW!!!!!

Steve i don't think it would be wise you taking the ticket...... *10 News on 25th*

News Update - A harbour cruise ends tragically with a drunken guest running rampent. Witnesses say the male was seen running around nude trying to indecently propose sexual acts with female guests, spotted trying to take over the cruise liners controls, and tragically falling overboard while trying to copycat the famous Titanic scene at the bow of the liner. Rescuers found the naked male grasping onto a pillon, disorientated, saying his name was Scuba Steve.....................

:(

No worries mate.

The attendee list has been updated again.

Some people still havent paid their deposits, please contact me asap if you dont see "PAID" next to your name in the first post!.

Not long now bitches :)




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