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Funny story, i thought i might just share for fun :D

Driving to the the city on thurs last week, picking up the bf from work. Going down under the tunnel to Anzac Bridge into the city. Just cruzin along taking my time, a P plater with car load of boys in a holden astra speeding pull up next to and try to coax me into racing. Being thurs in the city, not that stupid and not that hard up for racing, I ignore them and keep cruzin. They speed off, zipping in and out of traffic soon disappear on the other side of the bridge. I come up to the corner where the bridge ends, low and behold who's parked in the middle of the off bridge but the p plater astra and a copper behind him. Thought it was funny, sucked in I say, for being a wanker.

:D that's it, Sharing is caring lol.

:D:D

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hahaha i love it when stuff like htat happens

i had a similiar thing happen.. was a civic (which made it all the more funny.. did exactly the same thing.. three boys in the car... they finally got bored and took off... 10mins down the road I see one smashed up civic with three boys standing outside it...lol

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driving my car home from melb had an excel or something dodgy fly up next to me trying to coax me to speed up. i was sitting bout the limit and theyve taken off to easily 140kmh... i just rolled my eyes and kept goin on me way... i hope one of the speed camera got em ;)

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On the way home from work this arvo, i notice a nv SS in traffic behind me weaving to catch up with me.

gets beside me looks at me, gives it a blurt, then another, then ANOTHER then guns it and speeds off like he was expecting me to race him.... what a total BOGAN!

He probably would of beaten me if we had raced as my 33 is pretty much stock cept for a catback and a blow off valve, but i dont really care, my d*ck isnt that small that i have to go around and show everyone how *tuff* my car is.

what annoyed me the most was there was traffic maybe 200m infront of us and he speeds off like a total w*anker! no wonder why you see so many of them on the news smashed up.

*sigh* will they ever learn?

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I had a funny one about a month ago

The GF and I were going to the movies at Northland, a bit of a bogan area. We went into the shopping centre at about 5, and it was packed, so I had to park really far away. By the time the movie finished, it was about 9pm. It's freaking freezing, so my GF decides to run to the car. I think this idea sucks, so I stroll along. After about 5 metres (and still 100m to the car) 3 lads about 16-17 come by on bikes, they notice my girl running to the car, and I'm about 50 metres away.

Right now I'm thinking: "Cass, stop running." She doesn't. She runs the whole way to the car, and I'm a good 50m away. They're about 10m from her. I'm thinking that if they decide to grab her handbag and ride off, we're screwed. I inwardly debate an all out sprint, and prepare for it if they decide to move, they're eyeballing me like jackals on national geographic channel.

Cass yells at me to open the car. My clicker only has a range of about 3 metres. By the time I'm close enough, it doesn't matter anymore.

Just as I'm getting in the car, I hear this dry, nasally, bogan to the max voice say:

"Ay Maate.. Do a burn-out"

"I'm right mate" And I get in and drive off.

Here I am worried about my girl being assaulted, snatched or robbed, and these three little bogans just wanted some doughnut action.

God bless yobbos.

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