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hi guys

today when i went out to my car i didnt notice but people from my school had put peices of wood behind my tires.

So what can i do (in the sence of car-based revenge) to them??? I was thinkin of unpluging his o2 sensor but will that f**k his engine?

All help greatly appreciated.

EDIT: I would hit him but i have been suspended before and i could get expelled if i start a fight. My school is tight.

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Pranks 101:

So, you want to get him back without legal ramifications do you, well here we go:

You want something irritating in the extreme, but not permanant, try these ideas.

1) stink him out.

You can do this many ways, a popular one is to pour urine, or liquid fertiliser in the air vents. It'll smell awful for weeks, and there'll always be that tang. For best results, piss into a bottle (preferably a big one) and then just dump it in as you walk past. Try not to spill any on the other areas (or yourself for that matter) so when he gets that tangy scent, he'll have no idea what's going on, and should you be at the urinal one day next to him, he'll frown, trying to remember where he's smelled that before, then it'll hit him, and he'll know that you marked his car.

2) freak him out.

This can be as simple as messing with his head. If his car is a little dirty, sit on the bonnet and move around a bit (gently, so as not to dent) then go and chat to his girlfriend, making sure he sees you. Then once she leaves, tell one of his friends that you just shagged her on the bonnet of his car, and that her arse marks are still there. He;ll be very sure it's all bullshit, but as all guys are, you just never can let that stuff go.

3) Get a bit nasty:

Steal or swap his license plates, preferably swap with someone he knows, but not too well, with a similiar plate. Or just nick them and hide them.

4) get his car towed.

Report the car stolen, pretend to be him and call the cops, you'll need to know his address and license number though.

5) Remove a wheel.

Just get a jack, spanner and take em, preferably two, so he can't use a spare.

6) Put come form of foul stuff in the door handle

Wether it's dog crap or some yoghurt that's been left out in the sun all day, it's juvenile, but a winner

7) Get creative

Use what you have to make the prank stupendous. I saw a guy dip a bottle of shaving foam in liquid notrogen, peel back the metal to leave a solid block of foam, them he put it in this guys car, so the bastard expanded as it cooled, and there's an instant marshmallow car!

What do you have access to? What do you know about him? If he's scared of something use it! If he's arachnaphobic, dump spiders in the car, if he hates creepy crawlies, go to a reptile store and get some food crickets and let the whole bunch loose in there.

I'm sure you can probably find something to suit here, or make up something else yourself.

Dude! Which ones of these are NOT illegal?

I think the only equivalent payback for putting bits of wood on the floor is at BEST to lift their windscreen wipers. What a darstardly feat!

Pranks 101:

So, you want to get him back without legal ramifications do you, well here we go:

You want something irritating in the extreme, but not permanant, try these ideas.

1) stink him out. Maybe this one

You can do this many ways, a popular one is to pour urine, or liquid fertiliser in the air vents. It'll smell awful for weeks, and there'll always be that tang. For best results, piss into a bottle (preferably a big one) and then just dump it in as you walk past. Try not to spill any on the other areas (or yourself for that matter) so when he gets that tangy scent, he'll have no idea what's going on, and should you be at the urinal one day next to him, he'll frown, trying to remember where he's smelled that before, then it'll hit him, and he'll know that you marked his car.

2) freak him out. Will scratch the paint. I would kill you if it were MY car

This can be as simple as messing with his head. If his car is a little dirty, sit on the bonnet and move around a bit (gently, so as not to dent) then go and chat to his girlfriend, making sure he sees you. Then once she leaves, tell one of his friends that you just shagged her on the bonnet of his car, and that her arse marks are still there. He;ll be very sure it's all bullshit, but as all guys are, you just never can let that stuff go.

3) Get a bit nasty: Theft.

Steal or swap his license plates, preferably swap with someone he knows, but not too well, with a similiar plate. Or just nick them and hide them.

4) get his car towed. I'm sure that lying to police is illegal in some legal mumbo-jumbo terms

Report the car stolen, pretend to be him and call the cops, you'll need to know his address and license number though.

5) Remove a wheel. Theft

Just get a jack, spanner and take em, preferably two, so he can't use a spare.

6) Put come form of foul stuff in the door handle

Wether it's dog crap or some yoghurt that's been left out in the sun all day, it's juvenile, but a winner

7) Get creative

Use what you have to make the prank stupendous. I saw a guy dip a bottle of shaving foam in liquid notrogen, peel back the metal to leave a solid block of foam, them he put it in this guys car, so the bastard expanded as it cooled, and there's an instant marshmallow car!

What do you have access to? What do you know about him? If he's scared of something use it! If he's arachnaphobic, dump spiders in the car, if he hates creepy crawlies, go to a reptile store and get some food crickets and let the whole bunch loose in there.

I'm sure you can probably find something to suit here, or make up something else yourself.

Dude! Which ones of these are NOT illegal?

I think the only equivalent payback for putting bits of wood on the floor is at BEST to lift their windscreen wipers. What a darstardly feat!

1. Not illegal

2. Would no more scratch paint than running a cloth over it would. Not illegal.

3. Whilst not legal, it's easily remedied, and not something the police would bother with.

4. true, making a false report probably isn't legal, but hey, to smite one's enemies, sometmes you gotta take a risk.

5. True, this is theft. Beter to put them in plain sight, but in an area inaccessable to him. Maybe up a flag pole, or somewhere where he says "How the hell did he get them there?"

6. Not entirely illegal

7. Not entirely illegal

Technically, the wood behind the tyres could be a form of vandalism, as could most pranks, but police generally have much better things to do.

Legality is often a matter of what you can get away with, as anyone with a PFC, Pod and cooler or various other mods would attest to.

just loosen the sump plug to 1 turn and give it a week...the vibrations will shake it loose!........but prawns in the air vents is a good one.

or even just let his tires down ...all 4!

grease under the door handles is good!

tire a plastic card to the back of one of his mags, and as the wheels spinns the plastic card flicks the strut (makes the noise when tiring a baseball card to the spokes on your pushbike).....will having him think his wheel will fall off or have a flat!

how did the revenge turn out?

if you just want to scare him with that screwing the gf on the bonnet, get some condoms, those clear/grey glue that we all used in school - dip the condom in water, put some of the glue in there, and then place it on top of the bonnet - then do the same and place it on the roof of his car - while ur at it, smear some of the glue on the door handles too :(

then get him to read the thread about how to get rid of "cum stains"!!! :(

the guy will be scared that his gf has been getting around, and (2) he wouldnt want to touch the car.....

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