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I thought about e-bay, the only problem is that I have the entire collection for sale, original series through to voyager - well over 200 videos, so postage may be a pain and I would like to sell them locally if possible.

Yes, I do like star trek, but I acutally got them off my brother. He was moving house and had only watched them once so gave them to me.

Probably 1K minimum. They are all in mint condition and it is the entire collection, original series, next generation, deep space nine and voyager. All episodes from all the series.

Hippy, if I wasnt selling them, I would probably lend them to you, but I would like to keep them in pristine condition. You would probably need a month in from of the tv to watch all of these:)

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Always the cheap shots......

Something you all may find amusing, got this e-mail the other day:

Probably written by some uni student with too much time on their hands ? eh Hippy?

why did the chicken cross the road

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information

The chicken did not cross the road.

This is a complete fabrication.

In fact, we do not even have a chicken.

HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there may be potential for this chicken's

capability, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other

side of the road.

COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image

of the chicken crossing the road.

GEORGE W BUSH

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road.

We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.

The chicken is either for us or against us.

here is no middle ground.

TONY BLAIR

I agree with George.

JOHN HOWARD

I agree with George and Tony.

KIM BEAZLEY

There is no challenge to the chicken at this stage, but if I were

crossing the road ....

SIMON CREAN

@#@#!!@ Chicken. No one crosses the @#@#!!@ road without my @#@#!!@ say

so. It's time for the chicken to put up or shut up.

PETER HOLLINGWORTH (Governor-General)

I am not aware of any impropriety in the chicken crossing the road. In

fact I am led to believe that it was the other way around and the chicken

asked for it

DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road,

but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads

without

having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told

us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

OPRAH

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the

chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it felt

accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads.

You may say I'm a dreamer - but its not the only hen.

MICHAEL JACKSON

There's nothing more wonderful than sharing your bed with a chicken.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was an historic inevitability.

ARSENE WENGER

What chicken? I did not see it.

ALEX FERGUSON

The chicken was not drawn to the other side fairly, and Beckham is not

bigger than this club.

SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road

reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES

eChicken2003 version 1.0 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,

file your important documents, and balance your cheque book - and internet

explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the

chicken?

BILL CLINTON

I did not have sexual relations with that chicken!

THE BIBLE

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT

CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much

rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON

Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

IMPORTANT: This e-mail is intended for the use of the individual

addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this e-mail is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does

not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this e-mail, although the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt

around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this e-mail in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes.

hey steve .. u starting up ur own personal gay website ... good on ya :D ... kidding ... go get dreamweaver and let it do everything for ya ;) .. i dont' know jack about java ... just know how to read lecture slides and do the assignments and thats about it. .. i wouldn't mind doing a website if i had the time so i could learn how to do everything ...

Thanks Hippy, I have heard good things about Dreamweaver, but I am using HTML kit ('cos its free) at the moment, its not bad, but if you want info on all the functions - thats what costs. Might have to visit astalavista and see if I cant find a crack - for evaluation purposes only of course:)

I'll get that gay website up as soon as you send me those photos you took at your last picnic/catholic schoolboy convention :D

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