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I would just like to make a special thankyou to the mentally challenged individual who yesterday, whilst on my way home from work, decided to conduct themselves in a responsible, mature manner on our roads.

I noticed the following in my drive:

1. Following too closely. This could be viewed as an understatement as at times you were so close to not only myself but other cars, that I am sure they were lucky to see your bonnet.

2. Irratic acceleration and braking. Yes your car is a race car with 6 pot Alcons...and it has awesome acceleration, just here that blow off valve.

3. No indication, and irratic lane changing. Yes that thing on the side of the steering wheel, its used to indicate your INTENTION to change lanes...

So my sincere thanks for your display if poor driving skills displayed yesterday along Webster Rd. If you wonder who I am, I was the person in the maroon corolla who was merely mindind my own business on the drive home, in greasy conditions while abiding by the road rules, and given that there is still traffic...

So if everyone wonders why they don't get to enjoy driving their cars, its people like this that give the general public the mindset for which the media uses to its advantage to unfairly discriminate against those of use who are enthusiasts and not moronic hoons and general scum of ssociety like yourself.

So if you are the owner of a dark grey R33 series I with the number plates 499 *** (I have the rest written down) then maybe you need to re-think why you still have a license.

Further, good to see that you live on a main road on my way home, its easier to provide the authorities with your details, so thanks for that.

Lastly, I would like to say, I would prefer to call you every name under the sun, however, I am still unsure whether you are male or female and thus I will reserve my judgement. Either way I am sure you are not the prettiest person in the world...

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dude...

thats gay....

i had the same problem not 2 weeks ago with a blue r33 4 door, real wanker...

i feel for you but you'll prolly find that they are not the forum...

This is an attempt to make people aware that its inappropriate behaviour.

This car I have seen around and is on the Northside of Brisbane obvioulsy. Its also not the first time this clown has driven like this. Partly a vent and partly cause I know the authorities read the forums...

Not contacted, and it can't hurt, besides, by the mods on the car I am sure someone knows this git. Just putting a warning out there that we cannot drive like dicks if you don't want to be picked on by the boys in blue...get my drift...

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wasnt yelling.... just get over it, there are good and bad drivers, those that are bad get whats coming eventually, unless ur a cop, get over it

Since when are you the rant police. Don't like it go and find something else to play with...

No not stolen...

well it would be good to see some action agaist the real dickhead drivers... just remember to go into the police sation in your corolla, and say one of those grey import things was hooning around and you have proof, if they dont take it today tonight will!

well it would be good to see some action agaist the real dickhead drivers... just remember to go into the police sation in your corolla, and say one of those grey import things was hooning around and you have proof, if they dont take it today tonight will!

and that just gives today tonight more fuel to add to the fire with cops targetting all skyline drivers including yourself.

i think the media have bullshitted enough about us as it is, we dont need anymore then what we have to deal with now.

Man I have known today tonight to take videos of imports driving placidly and legaly not causing any trouble, then to fast forward the tapes and say they were hooning.

Also, do you drive a preformance car at all hmm? If you do, did you buy it to drive slow hmm?

Bah all you cry babies....

i still want a new engina and parts so you have an adress Bob so the problem can be solved :)

If you build it the will come.....

ha ha ha sell your cars if you dont like the attenion but i would be really nice if everyone chilled out a bit on the roads....

man i saw this mini van get messed up on creek road this arvo cos he was rushing around in the wet.....

dude crashed in to a power pole and died.....

just ignor thoose wanker drivers they will get theirs in the end.

dude...

thats gay....

i had the same problem not 2 weeks ago with a blue r33 4 door, real wanker...

i feel for you but you'll prolly find that they are not the forum...

This was not me people, I have more sence then that.

This was not me people, I have more sence then that.

HEHEHEHE

I looked at this and thought... Um Webster Rd, i go down there every day... I hope this is not me...

But then i have no Skyline atm... :) So it could not be me...

Than i thought Chris... :) Nah just joking...

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