I like giving money to the government!!!!

[Assassin]

gordon...you can claim max 5000km per year work related motor vehicle travle on cents per km method...and depends on the size of your engine...1.6ltr or less 49.3c...1.6ltr to 2.6 ltr 59c & 2.6ltr or over its 60c you can claim per km. =)

no...i'm not some sad bastard that know all these info for fun...i'm just a sad bastard who's an tax accountant. =)

[predator]

yes, i have done this before 4999km for my meeting with "clients" and picking up "company goods" for work. So i also like to take money from the government, as well as give as you can see..

thanx for your l33t accounting knowledge

[sniffy]

Originally posted by Assassin

gordon...you can claim max 5000km per year work related motor vehicle travle on cents per km method...and depends on the size of your engine...1.6ltr or less 49.3c...1.6ltr to 2.6 ltr 59c & 2.6ltr or over its 60c you can claim per km. =)

no...i'm not some sad bastard that know all these info for fun...i'm just a sad bastard who's an tax accountant. =)

u gonna give us sau members a discount?

[Guest INASNT]

u gotta be a real reject to not be able to get the vic police force.

any asshole off the street can become a cop these day!

[sven laptop]

We all hate parking fines & of course that translates into hating the people who hand out the parking fines.

I've had plenty of them myself, so I know how you feel

But remember a couple of things:

- Parking fines are the responsibility of local councils, not State or Federal governments, so don't blame Bracks, or little Johnny F**k-knuckle, or even George W. Brainless, 'coz they've got nothing to do with it.

- If you know the inspector comes around at 11:01 each day, then make sure you're there at 10:59. Not always easy, I know, but that's the best way to beat them.

Good luck!

[sniffy]

or a bike;)

[sven laptop]

PS: If you want to learn about how to beat parking fines - in the courts & otherwise - try this site.

www.biziworks.com.au/parkingfinesmadeeasy/

[sniffy]

or rollerblades:D

[sniffy]

that links to links that are dead!

[predator]

yer, its crap.. its propoganda by an ex-parking inspector.. it says things like parking fines are required to support local councils! If they can't support themselves through legitimate means then they should just close up shop. I'm all for one level of government in Australia anyway

The stuff on there about them getting the money eventually is true, they can repossess things until they get their money.. bastards

[sniffy]

you mean the link worked for you?

[sniffy]

hmmm...yes the links on the side work...not the ones underneath...duh

[predator]

To be honest i'd rather pay more taxes or rates than actually have so many revenue raising systems. The whole system tries to make you believe small little things are so morally wrong that you're about to kill somebody after leaving your car parked in the wrong spot for just a few moments.

[Horus]

i got a parking fine the other day

parking fines suck ass

[HOTR33]

little Johnny F**k-knuckle .....hahah - Brilliant!! Still cant stop laughing