Barry Dawson

[sinistaGTR]

Barry Dawson - Code name the cougar.

When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.

Barry Dawson invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Barry Dawson does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.

Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson can speak Braille.

Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.

Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out

of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Barry Dawson sleeps with a night light. Not because Barry Dawson is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Barry Dawson divides by zero.

Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never f***s up.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Barry Dawson sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction was

finalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he

should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.

Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Barry Dawson once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "*****ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of

speech.

The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

[Deluxe]

That is GOLD Dan! Barry is a real champ.......

[EnricoPalazzo]

So just replace Chuck Norris with Barry Dawson ehhh

Edited March 19, 2007 by EnricoPalazzo

[sinistaGTR]

yeh but shhhh lol got it today on emails thought it was gold

[pkblade]

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Barry Dawson.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

I lol

Jack Bauer > Barry Dawson

[heslo]

Patrick, Jack Bauer is > all!!!

[Nathan_G1]

Whats even funnier is that i know an electrician by tha name Barry Dawson.......but he aint no couger

[Madaz]

yeah thats very funny as there is a guy @ work that gets called The Couger but he aint no Barry Dawson

[andz]

Barry Dawson is GOD

some funny shitz sin

[32 4whore]

Sorry for showing my age.

But who is Barry Dawson??????????

I'm only 19 so be niceeeeeeeeee

[Madaz]

im not too sure either but a quick google found this

Barry Dawson

[sinistaGTR]

i just knew him off the add where he said he wrestles the cougar or bear or whatever it is lol

[Pauly33GTS-t]

Nah Barry Dawson IS The Cougar.

[2rismo]

James Bond > Jack Bauer.

Don't argue.

[pkblade]

James Bond > Jack Bauer.

Don't argue.

You don't know JACK!

Which Bond you talking about?

[Pauly33GTS-t]

I reckon Daniel Craigs done a good job but I'd ahve to say Timothy Dalton > Jack Bauer hahahahaha

[Tangles]

classic !

[evsr31]

Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he requires.

Something like that anyway, chuck norris owns all.

[Pauly33GTS-t]

Micheal Slape > Chuck Norris.

[evsr31]

Chuck Norris > All.