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hey guys.................. im very intrested

but im leb...dunno how the boy cronulla will treat me

lol jokes

It's ok. I'm Leb too. But I'm sure no one will hold it against me. Plus, I have been to Cronulla and survived, so it's not as bad as it may seem :)

Thanks for that Abo bob.................... i am sorry for that comment

I will be there at hog breath at cronulla and cant wait to meet you all

i have also just send my membership paper thru via mail

AYY.10Z in my number plate... My real name is charlie.......................

I don't think this club is big enough for two Charlie's :):(:O

Welcome mate. :yes:

I'm from your area, so perhaps we can cruise down together.

Ok we've got roughly 7 bodyguards for each leb at this stage. I've got a stash of AK-47's at my place, could all attendees please collect theirs on the way through Sutherland. Charlies, it's not safe for you two. We will have you picked up in armoured skylines. There will be decoys so get in the 2nd or 5th car ok? These babies do 0-100 in 17 seconds due to the extra weight involved in proper body armour. If everything goes wrong meet at the secret bunker under Kurnell at 0500 hours. Knock 3 times, pause then 9 more times and when asked, "Do monkeys wear bikinis for attention or is it a wider problem?" answer, "My father built the railroad, the kangaroo hops backwards in Spain." The questioners reply should be, "Orange cockatoos eat the moss from St Davids church tower bells." If you don't get this answer the person is obviously an imposter and should be shot immediately. It is possible they just forgot the questioners reply but that will teach them a valuable lesson in rote learning. So valuable you can't even sell it although I imagine that if you could, some people, and let's be honest here, the more well off members of society, would pay what could commonly be called a pretty penny. How a penny can be pretty is anyones guess since they are brown and large, much like my mother.

I don't think this club is big enough for two Charlie's :):(:D

Welcome mate. :)

I'm from your area, so perhaps we can cruise down together.

Oh btw i have a my own construction job in cronulla..... so yeah im there almost everyday .

Fair enought then charlie, You can keep charlie ill take charbel lol :)

mate that is a great idea so yeah why not cruise down together

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Ok we've got roughly 7 bodyguards for each leb at this stage. I've got a stash of AK-47's at my place, could all attendees please collect theirs on the way through Sutherland. Charlies, it's not safe for you two. We will have you picked up in armoured skylines. There will be decoys so get in the 2nd or 5th car ok? These babies do 0-100 in 17 seconds due to the extra weight involved in proper body armour. If everything goes wrong meet at the secret bunker under Kurnell at 0500 hours. Knock 3 times, pause then 9 more times and when asked, "Do monkeys wear bikinis for attention or is it a wider problem?" answer, "My father built the railroad, the kangaroo hops backwards in Spain." The questioners reply should be, "Orange cockatoos eat the moss from St Davids church tower bells." If you don't get this answer the person is obviously an imposter and should be shot immediately. It is possible they just forgot the questioners reply but that will teach them a valuable lesson in rote learning. So valuable you can't even sell it although I imagine that if you could, some people, and let's be honest here, the more well off members of society, would pay what could commonly be called a pretty penny. How a penny can be pretty is anyones guess since they are brown and large, much like my mother.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jeeeees thanks mate lol......

im glad i sent in my memebership form

Ok we've got roughly 7 bodyguards for each leb at this stage. I've got a stash of AK-47's at my place, could all attendees please collect theirs on the way through Sutherland. Charlies, it's not safe for you two. We will have you picked up in armoured skylines. There will be decoys so get in the 2nd or 5th car ok? These babies do 0-100 in 17 seconds due to the extra weight involved in proper body armour. If everything goes wrong meet at the secret bunker under Kurnell at 0500 hours. Knock 3 times, pause then 9 more times and when asked, "Do monkeys wear bikinis for attention or is it a wider problem?" answer, "My father built the railroad, the kangaroo hops backwards in Spain." The questioners reply should be, "Orange cockatoos eat the moss from St Davids church tower bells." If you don't get this answer the person is obviously an imposter and should be shot immediately. It is possible they just forgot the questioners reply but that will teach them a valuable lesson in rote learning. So valuable you can't even sell it although I imagine that if you could, some people, and let's be honest here, the more well off members of society, would pay what could commonly be called a pretty penny. How a penny can be pretty is anyones guess since they are brown and large, much like my mother.

:):rofl::(

How delightfully random! You're a classic adam!

Ok we've got roughly 7 bodyguards for each leb at this stage. I've got a stash of AK-47's at my place, could all attendees please collect theirs on the way through Sutherland. Charlies, it's not safe for you two. We will have you picked up in armoured skylines. There will be decoys so get in the 2nd or 5th car ok? These babies do 0-100 in 17 seconds due to the extra weight involved in proper body armour. If everything goes wrong meet at the secret bunker under Kurnell at 0500 hours. Knock 3 times, pause then 9 more times and when asked, "Do monkeys wear bikinis for attention or is it a wider problem?" answer, "My father built the railroad, the kangaroo hops backwards in Spain." The questioners reply should be, "Orange cockatoos eat the moss from St Davids church tower bells." If you don't get this answer the person is obviously an imposter and should be shot immediately. It is possible they just forgot the questioners reply but that will teach them a valuable lesson in rote learning. So valuable you can't even sell it although I imagine that if you could, some people, and let's be honest here, the more well off members of society, would pay what could commonly be called a pretty penny. How a penny can be pretty is anyones guess since they are brown and large, much like my mother.

lay off the mushrooms man....aint good for your head.

Haysey might have to make an appearance on this one....

ill let you know closer to the time if im off work!

Do you always speak in the third person, Ed? :)

Ok we've got roughly 7 bodyguards for each leb at this stage. I've got a stash of AK-47's at my place, could all attendees please collect theirs on the way through Sutherland. Charlies, it's not safe for you two. We will have you picked up in armoured skylines. There will be decoys so get in the 2nd or 5th car ok? These babies do 0-100 in 17 seconds due to the extra weight involved in proper body armour. If everything goes wrong meet at the secret bunker under Kurnell at 0500 hours. Knock 3 times, pause then 9 more times and when asked, "Do monkeys wear bikinis for attention or is it a wider problem?" answer, "My father built the railroad, the kangaroo hops backwards in Spain." The questioners reply should be, "Orange cockatoos eat the moss from St Davids church tower bells." If you don't get this answer the person is obviously an imposter and should be shot immediately. It is possible they just forgot the questioners reply but that will teach them a valuable lesson in rote learning. So valuable you can't even sell it although I imagine that if you could, some people, and let's be honest here, the more well off members of society, would pay what could commonly be called a pretty penny. How a penny can be pretty is anyones guess since they are brown and large, much like my mother.

ROFPMSL :(

ill go if we take a run through nasho after.

I can't run, Joe, due to my health. Might drive, though - how does that sound?

You can probably make it on 3 but someone can pick you up otherwise. I'm putting you down. (you smell and your taste in clothes leaves a lot to be desired.)

I can pick him up

So yeah put smoky down

ill go if we take a run through nasho after.

Sounds good, but we may aswel do the whole circuit :)

yeah thats kinda racist...

D_I_F is leb too...

I am not you pastey bastard! I have Leb family but I am not Leb.

hahaha D_I_F is a chick, and she's white as the moon :laughing-smiley-014:

I wouldn't worry about it too much, we just like to stay politically correct :D

Not as white as you pastey!

P.s I have a bigger wang then you will ever have!

unfort guys I have one of my best mates engagement party that night :P

DAMMMMMMIT.

What's with all your damn friends getting married?




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