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Took the silencer out of my exhaust today and went for a short drive, shit does it make a difference. It was so much louder, and felt heaps more responsive and torquier. I reckon I'll leave it in though, neighbours might not appreciate the extra noise when I got home from work at 3 in the morning :P

lol.. and all those new threads created by Ruby telling us about his personal life and all the lunches he has cut. hehe ;)

After the shit I been thru in the last year with that bitch of an ex ... I like to share the love for the good things I'm up to now :P

To be honest. Im just here to make sure Ruby doesn't post porn. :P

There is nothing wrong with boobies! :O

Anyone interested in paint balling? $25 per person (includes 100 paintballs and all the gear you'll need) and $20 per 100 paintballs after that. There is also a bbq that we can use free of charge.

16th of November!!

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Came across this (click) awesome website. I just love this guy's use of language.

A particular favourite quote: " .... this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat".

I LOL'd on a few different occasions reading his blog. Hilarious!

In fact his whole website is absolutely brilliant.

I am just reading through his most popular section entitled "Steve, don't eat it!". Absolutely hilarious, and totally disgusting.

Some of my fave quotes (for those who can't be bothered to go read it):

"Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass."

"I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")"

"I found it slightly unsettling that the sealed styrofoam container had creepy little airholes in it. As if what was inside needed to breathe. I dared to lift the lid, which made me regret that I needed to breathe. The natto was coated in some kind of sick slime and had the complex yet playful aroma of a dumpster in July.

"Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole."

"The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that."

if anyone knows about speeding fines and what can be challenged pm me please .

Yep ... speeding fines are fines for speeding :wave:

J/K ... on the back of the fine should be the procedure for challenging the fine.

FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?

A: It's Braille for ' suck here. '

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but ' down nder. '

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take

your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

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In fact his whole website is absolutely brilliant.

I am just reading through his most popular section entitled "Steve, don't eat it!". Absolutely hilarious, and totally disgusting.

Some of my fave quotes (for those who can't be bothered to go read it):

"Here are all the ingredients necessary. I thought it would be nice to make both red and white prison wine to match well with whatever dishes the prison chef might prepare. I'm sure Martha Stewart did the same if/when she brewed this stuff in her cell toilet. But she probably used a clean sock, being as she's fancy."

"It was time for the white. Wine tasters refer to a wine's aroma as its "nose." This wine's nose was a rectum."

"It's hard to believe this started out as a bag of fruit snacks and grape juice. Yet somehow these ingredients went from sweet and child-like to harsh and alcoholic quicker than Lindsay Lohan."

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Yep ... speeding fines are fines for speeding :wave:

J/K ... on the back of the fine should be the procedure for challenging the fine.

i know that i can challenge it and all but here's the story .

was on the way home from my mates place last night at midnight , was cutting through the back streets ,

get 5 streets from my house and i have 2 cars up my arse and i was starting to worry as ive been chased in this area before by wankers .

i go through a 3 way roundabout at maximum 50km's , sure enough its 2 cop cars behind me ,

they pull me over and then proceed to do a license check and a rego check , the female cop then proceeds to ask me how fast i was going ,

i said honestly 55km max as i was in 3rd gear and it was low revving ...

she claims that she had to do 80km to catch up with me when in fact i know this bullshit seeing as when i had turned off portrush road , i got at least 300m

before the 2 cars turned off as well , i can even measure the distance with Google maps.

and then there's the fact that they don't have any proof of how fast i was actually going , only their word on i was doing over 60km...

now the thing that annoys me is it's the 2nd time ive been pulled up this week in the same street at basically the same damn time.

also another thing is they didnt write down what speed i was traveling , therefore do i stand a chance if i was to challenge the fine ?

Yeah, challenge it ... its too inaccurate for them to write you up.

Babow - your word against a cop.

Cop = win

you = fail

How did you not realise it was a cop when you were running from them - and how were you running, if you claim you weren't breaking the speed limit? If you were driving at the speed limit, by definition you wouldn't have been 'running'.

I am sure there were probably 4 cops in 2 cars that saw you speeding .... you are screwed.

If someone is following me I actually slow down or pull over - then see what they do. If they (don't put on party lights) and pull over behind you then you should go. Or if they ram you, then sure, flee. But otherwise be cool.

Else this is what happens.

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