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Say your having a slow day at work and you are very bored.. Eg.. me right now.

What are your cures?

like Office demolition chair derby's? Or Crumpled paper cricket?

Im just keen to know what us bored people get up to at work.

One day I successfully taped every stationary item to a fellow co-workers desk including his drawers, pens, and computer accessories.

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i have chair races with my colleagues. Until one day my mate tried to do the slingshot type maneuver around a bench and took the bench with him, smashing some bottles and crashing into the fire extinguisher... I won that race but we ended up spending the next half hour cleaning up. Havn't been many races since.......

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haha nice. my old job i worked in a massive food storage and distrubution warehouse, we "spilt" water all in the freezer and had drift/hand brake battles in the forklifts :wave:

other than that i sometimes walk around with paper in my hand to look busy

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apparently you cam aim them with the PC and they have sound effects and everything the only bit that sucks is retrieving the missiles i guess.

i'm talking about the USB toy, not having a wank :w00t:

sickness!!!!! i got to get me one of those.

Yep, masturbation...... every time..... but it can make you sleepy.......

really!! doesnt make me sleepy unfortunately.

bang one of the various secretaries/office girls:bunny:

or all at once....ay ay ayy ay nudge nudge.....or just the ice cream girl ay shaney.

I go home when im bored/finished my work for the day

When I say home, sometimes i mean the pub/bowling alley/driving range :w00t:

:):P

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