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haha yesterday mourni it was rainin and traffic had come to a stop in wangara near the bmx track so i decided as i was in the patrol too go thhrough the dirt, as i was going through thee ruts flat out they wer full off water and i accidently covered about 5-7cars in mud, felt bad but was kinda funny, then i got scared id get bogged and they catch me

LOL

You sir, are a wan*er! :ermm:

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I know it's bad karma but so hard to resist doing it. One guy was waiting to get out of the petrol station in his old hick commodore with the window down and the guy in front of me couldn't resist going through the huge puddle next to him, he got soaked! Sooo funny!

My best puddles story was when I was driving through Dominos carpark in Myaree, and it was totally flood. Fully sick Commodore driving coming opposite direction with window down, and I floored it through the water (in another car btw) and he got absolutely flooded with water.

I made a quick dash for the exit hahahaha.

I've always wanted to do this. It happened to me once, and I just laughed. I grabbed a gun and shot the f*cker, but i laughed. Cant wait to find the right oppertunity. Am I a wanker? No, I'm an 18 year old boy. Therefore, is there much of a difference?

Is it wrong to drive through a puddle on the side of the road with the intention of causing a wave to soak unsuspecting pedestrians who are just going about their business, or waiting for a bus etc?

I know its a wan*er thing to do, and everytime the oportunity presents itself, i do try to refrain from doing it....but its soooo funny that i sometimes cant help myself. If you saw this happen, would you swear and curse the person, or would you be more inclined to laugh?

For the record, i think some people should be off limits. e.g. Kids, parents with kids etc.

So, am i a really just a wan*er??

Be honest, do you do it, or have you done it?

Have you ever been hit by a wave while you were a pedestrian?

I once saw an old guy in his car waiting at an intersection. he had his window down and there was a huge puddle on the road he needed to turn on to.

a car came past and this huge splash went into the guys car as his window was down. he must have been swimming in there. he tried to put the window up and another car did the same thing.

i still feel sorry for that guy :laugh:

U shouldnt do it to anyone brad. its nasty :(

Another time I was 17. I was in mundaring driving my old p plater car through some of the dirt roads used for rally australia pretending to be Colin Mcrae. These old ladies were walking along. I slowed down and drove past them and didnt notice a puddle. One lady got drenched from the muddy water. I didnt even know about it until when I went to come back on the same road. The old ladies formed a human baracade on the road and stopped me. I was like "oh hai, thats a fine baracade u have going"

they went off at me saying i purposely went out of my way to splash the lady with water. i was like "wat when ... i did not?"

they didnt even wait for my reply... they just walked off. there is nothing worse than being shunned by old folk :D

I've only done it once, to a traffic controller when they were building the new Ikea about a year ago, the guy was standing toward me with a decent sized puddle infront of him, surely he should have expected it? i did have to get a little closer to the kerb though, the guy wasn't happy about it, turned around and was waving his sign around. He was getting paid to be there, and he should have put himself in a position where that couldn't happen, so IMO, it was fair game, I won't get regular joe on the side of the road though.

I've only done it once, to a traffic controller when they were building the new Ikea about a year ago, the guy was standing toward me with a decent sized puddle infront of him, surely he should have expected it? i did have to get a little closer to the kerb though, the guy wasn't happy about it, turned around and was waving his sign around. He was getting paid to be there, and he should have put himself in a position where that couldn't happen, so IMO, it was fair game, I won't get regular joe on the side of the road though.

Did it occur to you that the traffic guy may have been more upset coz you werent the first person to do it to him? :laugh:

I've only done it once, to a traffic controller when they were building the new Ikea about a year ago, the guy was standing toward me with a decent sized puddle infront of him, surely he should have expected it? i did have to get a little closer to the kerb though, the guy wasn't happy about it, turned around and was waving his sign around. He was getting paid to be there, and he should have put himself in a position where that couldn't happen, so IMO, it was fair game, I won't get regular joe on the side of the road though.

aww man lolly pop dudes would hate their job enough as it is.... bet he was standin there grumbling bout work then u splashed him :laugh: ....... then he woulda been standin there hating his job and hating the fact he was soaked.... thats just cruel :( lol

regular joes are always fair game especially in suits hahahaha

we are bad blokes karma... :D

I once saw an old guy in his car waiting at an intersection. he had his window down and there was a huge puddle on the road he needed to turn on to.

a car came past and this huge splash went into the guys car as his window was down. he must have been swimming in there. he tried to put the window up and another car did the same thing.

i still feel sorry for that guy :(

U shouldnt do it to anyone brad. its nasty :(

If it was that wet out side, why did he have the window down?

Verdict...He deserved it :laugh:

I too would feel sorry for him, but id still laugh.

I never said it wasnt nasty....but it is funny! Can you honestly say when you saw this guy with the window down get a good soak (not once, but twice) you didnt laugh? At a minimum a little chuckle and a grin maybe escaped you? :(:D:(

The other thing to consider about the council worker/sign guy....he prolly had to stand there for the rest of the day wet! And as it was prolly raining anyway, he couldnt get dry and he would be cold...then he would catch pneumonia (spelling) and then.....oh wait, its not funny now ...move on :laugh:

If it was that wet out side, why did he have the window down?

Verdict...He deserved it :laugh:

I too would feel sorry for him, but id still laugh.

I never said it wasnt nasty....but it is funny! Can you honestly say when you saw this guy with the window down get a good soak (not once, but twice) you didnt laugh? At a minimum a little chuckle and a grin maybe escaped you? :(:D:(

i didnt laugh one bit. i felt really bad for him.

he was old. old guys have windows down as they dont believe in new fantangled heaters.




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