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i hate the lenghts some women will do to get out of work . for example ive just finished landscaping my front yard 42 metres of heavy concrete sleepers to be put in place . rolls of black plastic to be laid out . 15 cubic metres of pine bark mulch to be wheel barrowed and spread out .

and ya know what mrs goes and does ? treads on the bloody rake with it going thru her shoe and 2 prongs straight into her foot . bloody hell down tools find a med centre thats open get it cleaned / stiched /bandaged / tenus shot now she cant walk without a walking stick and ive got too the bloody lot by myself now .

damm women will do anything to stay inside by the tv while i sweat my ring off lol

happy new yr all

mid life crisis

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thats exactly what i meant

i got the feeling this cute pedobear character was not all he seemed there was something i figured was fishy, now ryans comment has helped me figure it out the bear is homosexual in nature :action-smiley-069: likes fags at the shop

and dean that sounds like some sh*ty luck poor woman musta hurt, i reckon ill beat the scar she gets though ;) had half my foot sliced open when i was like 10 no anaesthetic for the op either damn country hospitals. she sounds as clumzy as me i stepped on a broken bottle :)

o and i hate it when i find all kinds of spelling errors and grammer errors in my posts after its too late to fix with the edit button and my overuse of the :D face (i use it to highlight comment has some humour in it dont take me damn seriously :D)

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the little seals on powerade bottles, i buy a powerade, pop the top and then i find im trying to suck a proverbial black hole. then i realise what the problem is and i have to dismantle the whole top of the bottle to pull the seal off and in the process get some of it on my shirt because its sealed in there with great vaccuum.... yeah!!! rabble rabble rabble.

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I hate when everyone gathers at maccas on a thursday night to show of there cars and give you shit and say your soft when you go to maccas to get maccas????

Also hate when you leave your 200 odd dollar pair of sunglasses in your " mates" car only for him to sell it for weed the next day

An when your at the lights and every douch and his dog in a commodore wants to race even when you've got your mum in the car what what am i supposed to do firstly its called hooning thats naughty!!! secondly mums fu(k&%g almost 54 what do i tell her hold my bundy and watch this for skill...

one more guys who give you shit when you don't do burnouts... i'm sorry i'm not like all you vin diesels out there who have got hundreds of dollars to waste on rubber...

GEARS GRINDED!!

I hate keyboard warriors. They talk shit and antagonize you, accusing you of being all talk, yet will conveniently never meet you, and you know it. Then they go to 'stage 2' of keyboard warriors when they've got nothing substantial to add to a thread, so they start the name calling. Pussies. :P

i hate the fact i have to go back to work tomorrow.

men that put themselves under the thumb to keep there missus happy.

and the fact i still dont have another skyline and wont be able to afford one for atleast another year :thumbsup:

GAY!

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I hate it when you have new tyres fitted only to find their 16yr old lacky has knocked your Enkei valve caps off! Dont think his boss was too impressed either! :(

There you go Dan, your not alone now :D

Smithfield plains and the lack of front garden care...

First time I've been up that way and what a shock to the system :blink:

Yeah. The name should be a give away....

Its in smithfield...

and its plain...

-D

Smithfield plains and the lack of front garden care...

First time I've been up that way and what a shock to the system :D

They've replaced lawn with car bodies and rubbish. Less water requirements :blink:

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