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Hide in the bushes with a trench coat on, nothing else.

when he drives by jump out!!! flashing him with a sock puppet that looks like a dog on your johnson? and bark like a dog !!!!that would scare away anyone..lol scared me just writing it..lol

I feel for you, I scared away someone? over the razor sharp steel fence a week ago (for the second time now) lurking in the darkness after they woke up the flock of birds nesting in the tree near my window, Galah's !!!, best watch dogs on the planet to bad they don't chase them down and chew out there eyes . and if its someone reading this forum your in for serious public stoning by the SAU crew next time...lol

LOL id gladly do that for the sake of this cause lol :laugh: woof woof!

yeh def the paper guy, next time he drives by, throw a trading post paper at him and make sure to circle the imports, might decide to change his work vehicle :P he could deliver the paper in half the time AND if his a great guy he can be our taxi on weekends :rofl:

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Zomg funniest thread ever. You are worried about a van that takes the exact route at a similar time every night, but never figured it out to be the paper deliverer? ROFLMAO

Both Chops (on here) and I used to deliver papers when putting ourselves through Uni - it is a shit of a job for pretty ordinary pay. Yes you get used to having the road to yourself, but consider that most of the time you NEED to drive on the wrong side of or the middle of the road to hoik a big fat Saturday Advertiser and land it in the perfect spot on ever lawn/driveway, and not take out any parked cars, or even worse front windows on a house. I did both during my few years doing it and had some pretty upset customers.

I have never been so tired before as when doing that extremely monotonous job - I used to hang out with my mates, then go throw papers from 3am - 6am - not a fun gig, let me assure you.

The most dangerous things were drunk drivers, which since I used to deliver around Elizabeth and surrounds there were quite a lot. Often you would be driving on the wrong side of the road delivering papers, and a drunk would come down the road driving on the wrong side of the road and you would just pass each other by. Seemed to work well most times, but some were just crazy.

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Yeah, now I realize I feel like a bit of a tool.

But I only got worried because I never noticed it before, only recently noticed it.

Ah well we all make stupid threads/posts every once in a while that we get flamed for, right :)

So am I off the hook??? :down:

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Dont be so Paranoid Tom,? it will make you crazy..lol

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But at least your car isn't on the Town truck on its way to being stripped of parts? and your a good sport for being paid out..lol Merry Christmas come early?..lol this gift just keeps giving ..lol

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ok im done now :D

glad to see im not the only 1 that embarrases himself here :(

i think this may be the 1st thread in years that didnt end in a argument :D

i get a bit paranoid when i hear weird noises out at my car to :) not vans though

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The most dangerous things were drunk drivers, which since I used to deliver around Elizabeth and surrounds there were quite a lot. Often you would be driving on the wrong side of the road delivering papers, and a drunk would come down the road driving on the wrong side of the road and you would just pass each other by. Seemed to work well most times, but some were just crazy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You see such great things at the wee hours of the morning!! I know working afternoon shifts i used to finish late (3am late) some mornings and the things you'd see on ur way home!

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