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We need a Sticky with all the F1 Coded Jibes

* Pull a Piquet

This can be related to driving or Full Homo Rent Boy Antics

* The Chop AKA The Schumi Door Closer

* Throw a Jacques = Tanty

* JPM = Bigger than Jesus

* He is Totally Ervine = Pulls Hot Birds and Nails Them

Throw them up boys

* Do a Schumi = To steal one of your mates Girlfriends and Marry them (Poor HHF)

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We need a Sticky with all the F1 Coded Jibes

* Pull a Piquet

This can be related to driving or Full Homo Rent Boy Antics

* The Chop AKA The Schumi Door Closer

* Throw a Jacques = Tanty

* JPM = Bigger than Jesus

* He is Totally Ervine = Pulls Hot Birds and Nails Them

Throw them up boys

* Do a Schumi = To steal one of your mates Girlfriends and Marry them (Poor HHF)

Ok Mikey!

* Do a Louise = Locks up like all buggery into turn 1, earning ones self a drive through.

* Do a Hamilton = Much like doing a 'Piquet' except without team orders, trying to bridge a 3 second gap in 1 corner (ala Monza this year)

* Doing an Alesi = Breaking after the apex and making it around the corner, aka being the last of the late breakers.

* Doing a Berger = Throwing your best mate's suit case out of a chopper, or placing very smelly gorgonzola cheese in said best mate's aircon unit.

*Doing a Kimi = Stumbling off your mate's boat and having the video uploaded on youtube.

*Doing a Raikkonen = Having a dozen or more swigs of champers on the podium prior to briefly squirting fellow podium winners and pit chicks ect, before having a few more swigs. Then much later, dropping the half empty bottle to the team crew to finish off.

Apologies, I'm real pissed atm, off to quali now, battling to see straight!!

I LOVE THIS WEATHER!

MORE B33R!!!!!

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

Oh, and I won $200 at the cas before departing yesterday! Thnx James Packer! :D:)

Shame, Vetz, Webz and Rossburgh were all flying! Should be close tomoz, I'm praying RBR grow some balls on go for an aggresive 3 stopper os something, there is now way they could beat McLarry straight out, especially with the KERS situation... :D

I don't imagine 3 stopping on this track would help anyones chances

Yeah tough call ey. I don't know what I'd do if I was the RBR crew.. That red flag was a God-send for Lewis. My call would be to bring the two boys in early (unless they can pass Hamilton) throw the hard tyres on (or maybe just a splash and dash without a tyre change) and give them a few litres of fuel. Then when Lewis comes in I'd be on the blower getting WEBZ and VETZ to slam down the gauntlet. Hard nights work ahead for the RBR lads, that's for sure..

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