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Originally posted by Wardest

Ahhhhhhh, but at least I have the nutz to be able to tell her I'd like to see her pee in the shower.

I bet you've never told Michelle that?

like i said before.. that is sick.. and so are you!!. lol

:bahaha:

Originally posted by Wardest

Or something slightly less twisted but none the less romantically endearing.

dw.. im on it..

and another thing

Originally posted by Wardest

Ahhhhhhh, but at least I have the nutz to be able to tell her.

you've never met her.. you can say whatever you like to her over the internet.. so it doesnt matter..

this person i know in real life.. which doesnt really show for the amount of nuts you have

Originally posted by darK

you've never met her.. you can say whatever you like to her over the internet.. so it doesnt matter..

Ahhh, but I've seen photos and as a guy, you have to admit that that is often enough. Otherwise porn wouldn't be one of the largest industries on the planet. We guys get off on visual stimulii.

you dont get what i mean..

see.. you dont know her in real life.. she isnt one of your best friends.. so you can say that you have/had a crush on her.. or.. you are in love with her.. or whatever you want to her.. so it wont affect anything that you had..

whereas if i said that.. it would affect it...

if i said.. "I LOVE YOU AMBZ" it would make a difference.. it would just seem like i have some sort of weird crush on a person that i know over the internet..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:

You calling it a wierd crush?

Its cool bro. I know what you mean.

There is no way I'd have asked the last girl I had a crush on if I could watch her pee in the shower. At first anyway. Thats about a 4th date question.

No offence intended here either man, I'm just trying to amuse myself.

You gotta admit its kinda cool that a thread about using the internet at work turns into something about asking people if you can watch them pee in the shower.

OK so I skimmed the posts - but I think I got the general jist of things.

Which leads me to...

I went on a photoshoot to an S&M establishment a few years back - for a leathergoods website if I recall (which I do as it's not something you easily forget) and as we were packing up, noticed an interesting device in the corner...

I asked the madame what it was - looked kinda like a G4 Cube, without the G4 ie: a perspex box, with a hole in the top, and an opening on one end.

Turns out it was a 'scatbox'. Utilised for certain patrons who wished to taste the nutty browness first hand (rather than go through McDonalds drive-thru)

She went on to mention that bookings were required a week in advance so that she could adjust her diet for optimum 'pooformance' for her client.

I figured she didn't mean a takeaway vindaloo the night prior...

Not sure where I was going with this...

Anyway - I'm sure my point was going to be a good one.

Back to work...

lols

i apologise for my lack of commitment to this forum wardy

i have endured a new role at my job which has required alot more attention and persistance

therefore i have lapsed in whoring this forum

please accept my apologies as best u can

yours sincerely

ms idungivea***

:rolleyes:

/me skips of singing gayly

ps..

pissing in the shower?

nahh i dun do that

i dun even fart

haah

for 7 years the bf has been trying to encourage me to do that for him

i still to this day refuse

;)

and always will

I must agree with the following...

Originally posted by pushead

as a techie, my job is to surf the net :)

couldn't have said it better my self... were you work?

PM me if you don't want to post... I work at Melb Uni and use their bandwidth like there's no tomorrow :mad:

on of the perks of the job... plus all the little school/uni girls around *drools*

And I'm only 20... can't ask for more than that !!!

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