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BoyWhoCriedWolf Grand Master

BoyWhoCriedWolf

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Cable tie a condom to the releif valve on the AC. Make sure it is poking out the front grill.

Hilarity will ensue when shee is at the lights with a big f**k off condom fully inflated.

_Ryan_ Grand Master

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Cable tie a condom to the releif valve on the AC. Make sure it is poking out the front grill.

Hilarity will ensue when shee is at the lights with a big f**k off condom fully inflated.

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Paramour

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Yeah my mate did the selling your car trick..... advertised my TME Evo for $20k due to divorce. . . needless to say I got heaps and heaps of calls....

To get him back I signed him up to lots and lots and lots of Porn sites....and each porn site actually sends your sign up to other porn sites......

Needless to say he got rather jack of receiving 200 - 300 emails a day, the pearler is he has to unsubscribe to all of them one by one. . . . just a thought....

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Mouseness

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yeah reading your other post's, try a small joke on your boss.

wait for him to return a prank , then when he's least expecting it BANG HIS WIFE ! .........

1420807-quagmire.jpg

Bahahaha

giggity.

And nah, no action with the bosses wife. I work for my mates parents, known him since grade 5, was a best man at his wedding.. needless to say his folks are a bit aged haha.

Was gunna charge up a capacitor and leave it beside her computer mouse..

My old man got someone good when he was my age, one of his workmates always pinched his tools but locked his own toolbox. So one night he drilled a 1/4 inch hole in the back of his toolbox, threaded in a grease nipple and pumped about 5 tubes into it.

although he got dad back by getting a small grinder and carefully grinding all the numbers off his combination padlock on his toolbox. Found out at 3am one morning on an important call out job haha.

hmm, think i might just give it a break for a while.. plan something big and let them have it on april fools. Like i dunno, dress up as a terrorist, get there early, hide in the office and take them all hostage till about smoko time. Then ask where my damn coffee is.

bubba Grand Master

bubba

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My old man got someone good when he was my age, one of his workmates always pinched his tools but locked his own toolbox. So one night he drilled a 1/4 inch hole in the back of his toolbox, threaded in a grease nipple and pumped about 5 tubes into it.

although he got dad back by getting a small grinder and carefully grinding all the numbers off his combination padlock on his toolbox. Found out at 3am one morning on an important call out job haha.

FKN LOL@! both of those are pure gold!

FelixTRX Community Regular

FelixTRX

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Where I work, we build 100m+ aluminium ferries. Seeing a toolbox welded to the ceiling is quite common. Also, putting somebody's lunch bag/backpack etc at the top of the pendant rail cranes we use and daisy chaining the control pendants along 4 or 5 cranes is always funny. Takes about 3 minutes from top to bottom per crane, over 4 to 5 cranes.....harmless prank but always good for a laugh!

Appealing Proficient

Appealing

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And when you REALLY hate someone........... go an buy a nice feed of prawns, keep all the heads, put them in the blender with a bit of water, pour down front vent at bottom of windscreen........... the smell just gets worse and worse, and never comes out........... they'll end up selling the car!!

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my old man was telling us about when they were in the forestry and the health n saftey ( or some other douche) came out to the camp in a suzuki samuri . when he wasnt looking all the boys picked it up and put it nose to tail between huts that it only just fitted in between . and a spud up the zorst . later on they had to get it out for him . then he does to start it and it cranks over for awhile . then some more . still wont start . more cranking . eventually they had to screw driver the spud out and crash start it .

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