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jezza boii Grand Master

jezza boii

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It's perfectly normal

Nothing wrong with me

But we're going to need a cleanup

On the 33!

Or maybe it was a R32? :blink:

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

Then I remember when I banged her in this 32

And I jizz in my pants

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fuzzy_scuz Mentor

fuzzy_scuz

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LOL

or maybe a r34?

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

Then I remember when I banged her in this 34

And I jizz in my pants

or maybe a r35?

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

Then I remember when I banged her in this 35

And I jizz in my pants

In the end I jizz in my paints. :blink:

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jezza boii Grand Master

jezza boii

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Okay, so I changed it a fair bit. But it still rhymes with the original :blink:

I jizzed right in my pants

When I was in my 33

And when I'm drifting man

I start jizzing on my seats

You say I'm too mature

Because you're still in Primary

I'm burning rubber at all times, but only stockiessss

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jezza boii Grand Master

jezza boii

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LOL

or maybe a r34?

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

Then I remember when I banged her in this 34

And I jizz in my pants

or maybe a r35?

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

Then I remember when I banged her in this 35

And I jizz in my pants

In the end I jizz in my paints. :D

Nah, didn't rhyme!

In the song the word is "you" - which I rhymed with 32. Get it right dammit!! :blink:

Okay, so I've listened to the song a few too many times...

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180Roman Proficient

180Roman

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Lock eyes from across the street

Down my drink, to my subbies beat

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd

My R turns tires into smoky clouds

I realy think my R can Fly

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to R

Our lips first touch in the GTR

Whole night what we go in store

Wisper in my ear that you want some more

And I Jizz on the seat of my R

This never realy happends, when im in the GTR

I wont appologise, this is just absurd

Its mainly ur fault for that way that you are

{x2}

And I Jizz on the seat of my GTR

Dont tell your friends or I'll say you'r a 5lut

Plus its ur fault you were rubbing my clutch

Its very sensitive, someone said its a plus

Now i'll go home and clean

I need a few things from the grocery

The drivers seat still feels moistly

Left me heart broken not looking for love

Surprise in my eyes when i looked above

The chick at the Drivethrough and I saw her face

Dropped my clutch through time and space

Never though I could rev so loud again

But the look in her eyes said i need a cloud

She turned to me thats when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked me to dose it

And I Jizz on the seat of my R

Its perfectly normal nothing wrong with my car

But we gona need a cleaner in my GTR

And now I dossed to impress her friend

{x2}

And I Jizz on the seat

To be fair I was dossing a lot

And because you asked, it got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like your not impressed

One more thing in gona rip a patch

*** to be continued.....***

PS: yes, I am aware that I am realy borred

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lukebaldan

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Or maybe it was a R32? :blink:

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

Then I remember when I banged her in this 32

And I jizz in my pants

Dude you win, that's funny as hell! Picturing the song now.

Chick screaming, guy panicking looking down at the love stain.

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R33GOD Grand Master

R33GOD

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Lock eyes from across the street

Down my drink, to my subbies beat

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd

My R turns tires into smoky clouds

I realy think my R can Fly

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to R

Our lips first touch in the GTR

Whole night what we go in store

Wisper in my ear that you want some more

And I Jizz on the seat of my R

This never realy happends, when im in the GTR

I wont appologise, this is just absurd

Its mainly ur fault for that way that you are

{x2}

And I Jizz on the seat of my GTR

Dont tell your friends or I'll say you'r a 5lut

Plus its ur fault you were rubbing my clutch

Its very sensitive, someone said its a plus

Now i'll go home and clean

I need a few things from the grocery

The drivers seat still feels moistly

Left me heart broken not looking for love

Surprise in my eyes when i looked above

The chick at the Drivethrough and I saw her face

Dropped my clutch through time and space

Never though I could rev so loud again

But the look in her eyes said i need a cloud

She turned to me thats when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked me to dose it

And I Jizz on the seat of my R

Its perfectly normal nothing wrong with my car

But we gona need a cleaner in my GTR

And now I dossed to impress her friend

{x2}

And I Jizz on the seat

To be fair I was dossing a lot

And because you asked, it got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like your not impressed

One more thing in gona rip a patch

*** to be continued.....***

PS: yes, I am aware that I am realy borred

omfg that was funny as. Im saving this!

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