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lolz whats goon? is it cask wine?

Yep.

So long as you have the correct decals and of course the turbo muffler..... nuffin' is going to touch ya!

It's important to list all the best performance parts in the world on your front guard, especially if you don't have them. The decal is as good as the actual part down the quarter.

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then you will get Jap-Spec Godzilla! :D atomic breath FTW!

US-Spec Godzilla sucks that thing can't do sh*t except eat fish & run and hide at the 1st sight of US attack choppers...

so what would i feed a mutant dragon? would i need to make mutant cows?

so what would i feed a mutant dragon? would i need to make mutant cows?

Any nuclear waste left overs is good enough I say... no need to go into the effort of breeding mutant cows.

i just had a thought. if i get together with a few other people with dragons we could start hijacking trucks carrying uranium by stealing their trailers while they are driving along. i saw something similar on a movie. i think it was called "the trucks that kept getting hijacked"

what about feeding it straight uranium or enriched uranium (bit harder to get and more expensive)?

If you can get the power up to 1.21gigawatts (should be easy if you stick a big cam and roller rockers in it, along with a Holley tunnel ram) then you can drive it into the future and get a Mr Fusion conversion.

i just had a thought. if i get together with a few other people with dragons we could start hijacking trucks carrying uranium by stealing their trailers while they are driving along. i saw something similar on a movie. i think it was called "the trucks that kept getting hijacked"

I thought it was called "Rapid and Angry"?

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me LOL

? Watch the last 3 seconds...

& also 1.21 jiga watts is piss weak by today's standards. You gonna get out run by every man & his dog who owns a bog standard thirst - 8.

What you need is the

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Wow, hasn't been closed so I thought I'd add.

By your cousins reasoning, even having 4 valves per cylinder is fake.

It's all about efficiency. Making an engine more efficient is the key. They used to think having more cylinders and bigger capacity was the way to do it. Turbochargers only make up for the lack of cylinders and make an engine more efficient. Honda perfected engine efficiency in their S2000 engine which was stated earlier.

Tell your cousin that when he can stop his knuckles from dragging on the ground for a second, he will be halfway to being equiped to make an arguement.

But remember....never argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I would only drive a v8 bored out to 10 cylinders, and twin-big-single turbo charged.

Hahahahahaha! Are you gonna smelt down the V8 to construct this V10?

I'm gonna bore my Skyline out to a Ferrari.

I remember that Zelda cartoon! It was part of the Mario Brothers cartoon wasn't it?

<<<<<<<HAS DRANK ALL THE BEER AND HIT THE VODKA

I've had this crazy idea that i could melt 2 rb26 engines together to make a 5.2L V12 quad cam 48 valved quad turbo monster that runs on methane produced by the mutant cows, should eat Veyrons for breakfast anyone want to help and maybe supply me some spare engines... :P

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I still cant get over "fake power" lol.

Nah steam power is where it's at. A Commodore SS Ute can haul it's own 'coal bunker' about in the back. That is REAL power, non of this soft as internal combustion engine cr@p. :P

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