Unnzud Whoretown 1.0

[inark]

hahaha

ive been called Pilapeno, Indian, Fijian, Mexican, Samoan, Tongan and Arab before... but never cambodian

[Scott The Kiwi]

I remember when I was a kid my Granddad's favourite joke was:

GD: "Do you know why Aussie beer is called xxxx"?

ME: "No".

GD: "Cos Aussies can't spell beer".

That's the only one I can remember except for the roo jokes which are obviously just like the sheep jokes.

Also I remember my dad and my uncles giving my Aussie cuzies bowling lessons every time they came over and we were playing cricket.

You know bowling the ball over your shoulder not rolling it along the ground. I've been living in perth for six months now and have to say I haven't been given any shir about being a kiwi from any of the aussies i've met, (in the real world outside the internets anyway lol) still haven't found a skyline I can afford yet either but that's more to do with still having f*k all money.

Edited February 22, 2010 by Scott The Kiwi

[DRD-00F]

lol, that xxxx joke is awesome! Never heard that before

The rest of the jokes are shit...

[SKYPER]

Interesting.

Aussie Rivalry -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgAW2zaGkXU

Aussie Rivalry 2 -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXJYvS87q1c

Aussie Rivalry 3 -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_sWiWNMWKo

Edited March 22, 2010 by SKYPER

[lachlanw]

"sex spec " is one thing you lot will never live down . they even rip on it in leading mags in nz

how did xxxx get its name ?

3 aussies brewed it up and couldnt come up with a name so each one wrote an x .

i heard that when i was about 5

lol who builds a monster drag spec 20b rx7 and has pink striped 20.s with 215 tires on it .

your forums do win hands down . nothing can compare to the threads lsuch as "twoogle"