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.... Serious Performance #5!

I finally saw this video last night, and i couldn't stop laughing. To start off with, There was OSMANS wrx, and he was going on about how he never drives it just looks at it, and then he raced around oran park and his BODYKIT MELTED! ehehe...

Then there was the R BABY segment, and omg... For those who have seen it you will know why i laughed my ass off. First of all he was racing around the circuit with a FREAKIN WHEELIE BAR on his car, his intercooler hose popped off about 10 times, he was trying to do donuts with a wheelie bar and a FWD car, oh the list goes on, and just to hear the guy talk makes me laugh..

WHAT WAS HE THINKING

:roll:

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R Baby was a crack up. Can't help but laugh at the guy. He's spent a stack on that car ay.

Did you see my car? It was in the GTST shoot out. The burgandy one that blew tham all away. :mrgreen: I bought it just after that video was shot. It's also in number #6 which comes out at the end of this month. Can't wait.

hey hey hey alriiiiiiiiiigt!! no swearing censorship..

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You are right mate, it had more ponies on the dyno but on the track and 0-100 it didn't stack up. It just goes to show how big a roll suspension plays. You have no idea how much fun this car was to drive. I thought I was a f**king F1 driver, took it around a slight corner doing a 100, car didn't stick and ended up hitting a parked car. It was so funny. The other cars' wheel on the opposite side of the impact was laying flat on the ground.

Hey, I wasn't there so can you tell me how it all turned out. I'm still waiting on the video. :roll:

so I guess I'll have to get used to the "c" word around here then? lol

actually I'm not hugely offended by it...but if anyone uses it when replying to me I'll kick ya ass :x

*waits for smartarse comment by Hustlr* hehe

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