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McDud,

it seems you have once again consumed the Bong Water!

Be sure that you were mistaken with the TV Show on Discovery Channel was in fact "Future Weapons"

I won't back up the other hacks,

But be sure Scotty (I run solo Stephens) and Brad and I will be handing out some *Chop Chop to Team Green Wang Fail

Eat a Dick

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It's ok big boy...

May as well vent your frustration now..

Better then out on track, as the only chopping that you'll be doing will be the grass you collect when spinning out...

Looking forward to Team Green Wang Pump taking the trophey this time :P

You clowns will end up in the pits with a worn clutch or chain issue.

Shit, you could share a Coke and a Kit Kat with Bart in the Pits, you might even get lucky and hit the showers early together

Fag!

You clowns will end up in the pits with a worn clutch or chain issue.

Shit, you could share a Coke and a Kit Kat with Bart in the Pits, you might even get lucky and hit the showers early together

Fag!

a mid race shower sounds like a great idea... i would estimate that buy around 19-20min in to the race the jolly green wang pump team will have built a solid enough lead to pit for a shower break... if the lead isn't solid enough we will just use the pump on it!

i can't foresee us wearing a clutch 3 times in a row... the only thing being worn will be our pimp hands on your cheak, when we slap you for not earning your keep... "now back to yo corna biatch... bring me sum paper"

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Looks like I am in need of a new co-driver.

Paul has been whipped into shape by Lauren and pussied out for a flower smelling festival or something such pansy like.

P.S. when do we pay for this shindig?

PM heading out tonight for payment

PC is faggetery personified!!!!! :thumbsup:

Team Green Wang Pump...i just got off the phone from Kart track. They are fitting your kart with pneumatic jacks to make it easier to get it off the ground....they are also running 4 extra pit crew for your Kart.....also restocked plenty of Clutches for you. :)

Gents,

Incorrect BSB and Acc N# sent out.

Please drop the last digit from the BSB (1) and add it to the beginning of the Acc number.

Well picked up Tom

Cheers

MG

Sorry lads, I'm going to have to pull out, I'm crook as a dog and not really keen on putting around like a sweaty pig acting as a moving chicane... Tifosi racing therefore announce their immediate and regretful withdrawal..

Mike, may you be spared a couple of young, determined woglings nipping at your heels haha... Till next time then? :blink:

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