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Holiday of a Lifetime in Cambodia & Laos

http://www.mynrma.com.au/cps/rde/xchg/mynr...mbodia-laos.htm

Only $1,819 for...

* 4 days hard labour

* You might arrive in Bangkok "at any time"

* Meals are indicated by (B) = breakfast, (L) = Lunch & (D) = Dinner. Well there are several (B)s but no (L)s or (D)s

* You 'might' see the rare Irrawaddy Dolphin - but it IS rare

* You help reading skills for local children side-by-side with paedophiles (who haven't necessarily been screened out - and nor have you)

* 1/14 night on a sleep train

Dear oh dear - this trip has so many holes in it. It has to be seen to be believed; NOT

I've been waiting for NRMA to get better - and now this. :D

Volunteer? I can be a volunteer in Myanmar (Burma) for as long as I like and not have to fork out $1800. :)

Highlights

13 nights accommodation

4 Days volunteering

1 night sleep train

Various transport

Didn't realise "Various transport" qualifies as a highlight of any holiday... ...probably includes a ride in the back of an ambulance

  • 2 weeks later...
Holiday of a Lifetime in Cambodia & Laos

http://www.mynrma.com.au/cps/rde/xchg/mynr...mbodia-laos.htm

Only $1,819 for...

* 4 days hard labour

* You might arrive in Bangkok "at any time"

* Meals are indicated by (B) = breakfast, (L) = Lunch & (D) = Dinner. Well there are several (B)s but no (L)s or (D)s

* You 'might' see the rare Irrawaddy Dolphin - but it IS rare

* You help reading skills for local children side-by-side with paedophiles (who haven't necessarily been screened out - and nor have you)

* 1/14 night on a sleep train

Dear oh dear - this trip has so many holes in it. It has to be seen to be believed; NOT

I've been waiting for NRMA to get better - and now this. :(

Volunteer? I can be a volunteer in Myanmar (Burma) for as long as I like and not have to fork out $1800. :P

i thought NRMA stood for No Real Mechanics Available...?

No, it's "Not Relating to Motorists Anymore."

(Yes, I know "anymore" is really two words, but this is the interwebs, and bad spelling and grammar seems to be a pre-requisite.)

No, it's "Not Relating to Motorists Anymore."

(Yes, I know "anymore" is really two words, but this is the interwebs, and bad spelling and grammar seems to be a pre-requisite.)

and i always thought it was Now Root Men Anywhere considering the amount of gay blokes that "break down" on a stretch of highway somewhere waiting to be saved...

or Need Real Mechanic Afterwards

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