QLD Whoretown...

[chaos]

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

[chaos]

A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that."

"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee"

"I'm not going to give you a blow job"

"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?"

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."

[chaos]

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,

The Canvas Is Spread,

The Hell With Breakfast,

Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,

Put The Canvas Away,

The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,

No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,

And The Canvas Still Spread,

So Drop What You're Doing,

And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's

The Best In The Land.

But I'm Busy Right Now,

So Do It By Hand!

[predator]

does anybody have gran turismo 4 (jap) on DVD?

or can they download it for me?

A free 6 pack in it

I have found a few sources but they are incredibly slow by the time i download it the local version will be out! and thats 3 months away!

[chaos]

ask cyrus.

[predator]

[predator]

20k/sec.. there is hope yet..

[Ska]

Yo wasssssup?!?! :wassup:

[predator]

hey, don't worry, i'm downloading it atm.. even if it takes 3 days its worth it!

mmm.. driving perfection..

[japtaxi]

I guess I'll probably buy GT4 when I'm away, too lazy now days to play any games

[chaos]

hmmm

[85URK]

i know the feeling i have no motivation to play ps2 anymore, i havent even played nfs2 yet or san andreas, i dont wana play em until i buy them that way il be stoaked to play it for the fisrt time.

[Mcleod]

I'm whoring only because I'm testing to see if posting works..

[Revhead]

It does

[Ska]

does it?

[chaos]

*yawn* afternoon

[Ska]

howdy

[Ska]

SAFC is all in and now no more stuttering

[chaos]

oh cy, will be able to give you half the money i owe this week sometime and the rest at the drift day

[Ska]

KICK ASS!

Thanks for that!!!