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I am calling for a law to clothe all pet animals seen in public.. Just the otherday I saw a German Sheppard as naked as the day it was born! I could even see his "rude bits" - I am simply shocked and appauled.

We can call it the "animal nudity decency act 2005 - bylaw #53232-3AD, subsection 2, paragraph 5, sentence 6, word 3" !

I too have been mortified by the lack of morality displayed by these animals, so yes I whole heartedly second that motion

Actually Charly.. have you been sniffing that ajax again?.. there is only one thing that can explain that crooked nose Mr Candy Man!!

Oh I see you're suffering a case of amnesia. Are you forgetting the pictures I still have of you from our little thailand trip?

Actually you might, you did get pretty wasted that night.

Remember our little agreement, what happpens in thailand stays in thailand.

OK next by-law is in relation to the disgusting prevellance of phallus shaped vegetables...lets ban the sale and distribution of anything with dimensions that could be construed as non-square or non-round.

Anyone second that notion?

Yes I second that motion, on the proviso that phallus shaped vegetables can be imported from another constituancy direct to a rate payers home in a Brown paper bag if a rate payer so requires.

I as a "hot woman", understand that some of my less attractive female peers may not have the opportunity to form a "relationship" with men of your caliber and may have to resort to other means for gratification. And it would be negligent of me not to take that into account.

I as a "hot woman", understand that some of my less attractive female peers may not have the opportunity to form a "relationship" with men of your caliber and may have to resort to other means for gratification. And it would be negligent of me not to take that into account.

:) boy, this is getting too hot in here.. I think I am going to have to take off my clothes and pleasure myself with a pineapple..

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