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meh, Mir es ist egal.  It's alright I guess.  I don't really talk to anyone at work  anymore anyway.  

Here is a summary of all the interesting/amusing things that have happened to me in the last two weeks.  

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that is all. life is fun.

I hear drinking bleach is a great product to fix depression.

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I once heard a story from this pathological liar that one of his (possibly invisible) friends drank bleach. When his friend was crawling across the floor to the phone he had bits of him falling off.

Quite possible one of the most full of 5hit stories I have ever heard.

josh,  

No friends?  Parents won't let you stay out late?  Girlfriend cheating on you?  

Why not show them all by killing yourself?

^^ Now thats the nasty James we all loved :) But to anwser your questions you smart ass.

1) Yes, quite a few - are they here, no.

2) Parent. No, he dosent really care where I go as long as I tell him.

3) She never had a chance, I dumped her.

I once heard a story from this pathological liar that one of his (possibly invisible) friends drank bleach.  When his friend was crawling across the floor to the phone he had bits of him falling off.  

Quite possible one of the most full of 5hit stories I have ever heard.

I used Landry bleach in my hair once…

doh! you quoted my original.  I prefer my edit.  

I have to go and buy lunch now but I'll be back in about 20 mins.  

How have you been anyway josh?

Been pretty good. Always keeping my self busy. Can I interest you in Queensland's most overpriced R32? Never be thrashed :headspin:

On another note; I applyed for a job at coles :) In for shit kicker work.

meh, Mir es ist egal.  It's alright I guess.  I don't really talk to anyone at work  anymore anyway.  

Here is a summary of all the interesting/amusing things that have happened to me in the last two weeks.  

1.  

that is all. life is fun.

Somehow my work tends to sound so similar to yours. Oh well.

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