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post another toilet humour thread .. go on

Someone say toilet? :D

Sooo did Cyrus get banned?

anyone know.....he is sooo naughty

Not yet :upurs:

What drugs are cyrus on at the moment? Last week he goes off about peoples opinions in the roil threa, then obviously looses his mind in this other thread.... wtf?

Yeah yeah yeah I am menapausal ok! :)

Well according to the helpful folks at jackinworld.com (your premier masturbation resource), there is a condition that causes you to sprog into your bladder.

How wierd would that be, you blow ya load and nothing happens, you goto take a piss and sperms fly out.

Anyway, I wonder if you superglued your knob end shut and sprogged, would it do that? That'd be a cool party trick.

(PS - How long does superglue stay stuck for?)

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