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Cool thing is that cops think all skylines are NA, they dont know that they come with turbos as well. So they'll just assume its NA and never pull you over to check. WIN!

I can say for sure that this DOES WORK and I can't believe someone else has thought of this too. Don't worry about the haters, they haven't fully understood the pure genius of this plan. I mean, how could it not work?

Since you and I are so alike, and obviously smarter than the general person on the street, I will also let you in on another secret. Not only can you get away with stuff by REMOVING sticker but sometimes you can also get away with stuff by ADDING stickers. You may have seen examples of this when people add stickers like Greddy, Garrett or Apexi to the side of their car thereby adding valuable kilowatts. Also you can give your car 4WD and an extra turbo simply by adding a GTR badge to the rear of your GTST (trust me, it works and that why all the GTR guys hate it cause they know they spent all that extra money for nothing. Hell...I'd be pissed to, hahahaa...lol, ROFL, LMAO).

Anyway...what I'm saying is I put stickers like "I'm NOT A DRUG DEALER" on the back of my GTST and I've never been pulled over by cops to search for drugs. I've also found "I NEVER SPEED" to work really well cause I know a guy who's mate tells me he was talking to a guy at a party who used to live with this guy who read on the internet that some guys had a friend who's mate's dad once read a story about a segment on Today Tonight that the new's readers brother got his hair cut by the ex-girlfriend who actually did this!

Anyway, it works cause cops are as stupid as you. Of course they are, I mean how could they be smarter, it's just not possible. But be careful you actually buy a turbo version first cause it might just be a non-turbo with the sticker put on. I have no idea how to check if it really is a turbo. Maybe someone on here knows ?

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I can say for sure that this DOES WORK and I can't believe someone else has thought of this too. Don't worry about the haters,

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