Lost my licence last night :(

[Merli]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

PM from Majanal:

DUI

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Andrew,

Looking up my lawers name now.

Call me on 02 **** **** or if no good there on 0414 195 896.

Dan.

[PranK]

poor dan....

i fell for it too tho.

[Majanal]

that is twice I have been got today... ya did the same trick last year yes no?

hear the olympic swimming is coming to sydney.

[Tosh]

yeh dan he did this last year too

[Majanal]

Oh well, maybe next year I will remember... doubt it though...

[Merli]

Last year I ran from the police and wrote off my GTS

[Tosh]

yes like so

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...ead.php?t=13171

[hawks]

i actually thought someone had brought up last years thread. lol

[HoeTrain]

I met up with this girl that I met through a mutual friend last night for a few drinks in the city. We grabbed dinner at Longrain. Great place for a date because you can't make a booking, you have to turn up and wait for a table and there's a nice bar on the other side of the restaurant where they make some awesome ****tails. Knowing I was driving, I only had one ****tail before dinner and then alternated Vodka/Sodas with glasses of water... Food was great as usual and had a great night... No details you horny biatches!!! :slap:  

So anyway, I was driving her home after dinner and got hit by an RBT on New South Head Road in front of Rushcutters Bay Park... I though I'd be fine because I paced myself all night and wasn't feeling drunk at all... Just eager to get back to her place.

I lit up the breathalyzer with a 0.12 reading, which apparently puts me in the "Mid Range" offence... I have no idea what I can do about this I'm like the biggest advocate of drink driving out of all my friends, always saying that only retards drive whilst drunk, but I honestly didn't feel drunk at all!!!

The officer said that the mid-range reading comes with an automatic 6 month suspension and possible 9 month gaol term :rofl:

Fark guys, please help me out... Does anyone know of any good DUI Lawyers? This is obviously my first offence

I saw Monica Lewinsky giving head to the transport minister yesterday; she was wearing a GTR T-shirt and holding a picket that said ‘Subsidise import insurance’...

[KamikazeR33]

next time think of something more controversial like "i just became PM" or "i just won a million dollars"

[Silver-Arrowz]

April fools all the way! Could smell that one a mile away. Merli losing license.... YEAH RIGHT! And I'm Elvis.

[DezertEagle]

Damn you sure had me going!

Until Blitz and Carlo cleared it up, I thought there really was gonna be one less GTR on the roads....

[JMP 82]

hear the olympic swimming is coming to sydney.

that was soooooo funny... i listened to it this morning on triple m.... wot a bloody pisser!!!

[DLuded]

The blood aclohol milit is the biggest bullshite thing in the world. Im on my greens Ps so its .02 for me - thats less than 1 stanadrd drink (which is less than beer) an hour. One of my female friends had 1 beer in two hours and was over the limit. I could perfectly drive after 3 beers and be sober as, but thats tnot the ponit. Alcohol affects people depending on weight, sex, fat content, drinking experience etc. To give you an example of how unreliable those breath tester are, i've been with one particular person who couldn't even stand, let alone drive, and tested himself. He was 0.00 ... and no he wasnt that stupid to drive home.

All that two beers in one hour, and one beer after are just recommendations and you can't say that you followed them in court because they mean nothing. It should be up to government to give clearer instuctions like a glass of wine is normally 2 standard drinks not 1...but what can u do. But then again it has been proven that if you are over 0.05 then you are affected by alochol and you don't even know it. Im know i've driven with people who have been over and that stupidity, but it just pisses me off when you hear of other people getting pulled over and lossing their licsence because they are say .01 or .02 above the limit...its a joke

[Abo Bob]

I don't have the energy.

NEXT.

[R31Nismoid]

As soon as i saw Merli posted this...

I'm posting this as it will be a joke. No way anything coming out of any orifice of yours is serious

But i was disapointed not to see one of those stoopid pics in this thread as yet merli.

your loosing your touch lol

[Tosh]

As soon as i saw Merli posted this...

I'm posting this as it will be a joke. No way anything coming out of any orifice of yours is serious

But i was disapointed not to see one of those stoopid pics in this thread as yet merli.

your loosing your touch  lol

like so?

[Merli]

As soon as i saw Merli posted this...

I'm posting this as it will be a joke. No way anything coming out of any orifice of yours is serious

But i was disapointed not to see one of those stoopid pics in this thread as yet merli.

your loosing your touch  lol

I posted one disgused as the "ticket" on the first page, but I guess most people missed it

[junkie13]

damn i was going to ask to borrow your gtr for 6 months now i am sad

[OZ GTR35]

He does this every year! Last year it was a car crash, you guys should all know better.

Merli, well done again