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Wow cowboy, are you feeling ok? Calling the girl a fat b...

Shit man you gotta relax. Maybe you should go get laid instead of spending all you're efforts bagging people out and been a out right dick, maybe that's why you're cranky?

Every time a girl approaches you they sense you're negativity and hostility, and say f&$@ that.

Unlucky.

Oh and it was it English. Maybe you need glasses or is my puny sentence too much for you too comprehend?

Haha, stirring and stirring. :).

Mate, I'm perfectly relaxed. If you think this is any effort, then you're mistaken.

I'm about the most positive person you could imagine, I just don't suffer idiots. Never have, never will.

So you've delved to the "measuring self-worth" depths now, I see. Sorry, won't be going there.

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I can tell you now, I do not believe for one second that you ride. Also, you might want to Google "Define: hypocrite" because you clearly do not know what it means. There's nothing hypocritical about anything I've said.

Yes there are plenty of idiots on bikes. Difference being, if they f**k up generally they are the only ones who will have

to deal with the ramifications.

For even a milli second i dont give a f**k if u dont believe im a rider and if i was to google the definition of being hypocritical...why dont you try to read or watch the news or maybe GOOGLE!!!....who is the biggest donors in the road right now i know that cuz im a nurse and almost everyday iv seen enough to make me not ride my motorbike everyday fair enough if thats the risk u want to take but dont come around here saying riding is a dangerous as driving....try to think it again most cars these days has airbags and compairing 4 wheels to a 2 wheels is definitely and more likely to survive in a crash than a motorbike!!!...commom sense!

I also don't believe that you are a nurse. Nurses need tertiary education which means they can spell and construct a sentence beyond that expected of a 10 year old. You're insulting nurses everywhere by trying to make us believe that someone of your obvious supreme intellect would be a nurse.

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Wow cowboy, are you feeling ok? Calling the girl a fat b...

Shit man you gotta relax. Maybe you should go get laid instead of spending all you're efforts bagging people out and been a out right dick, maybe that's why you're cranky?

Every time a girl approaches you they sense you're negativity and hostility, and say f&$@ that.

Unlucky.

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Hahaha agreed cranky old man!!!!

Oh and it was it English. Maybe you need glasses or is my puny sentence too much for you too comprehend?

Haha, stirring and stirring. :).

Mate, I'm perfectly relaxed. If you think this is any effort, then you're mistaken.

I'm about the most positive person you could imagine, I just don't suffer idiots. Never have, never will.

So you've delved to the "measuring self-worth" depths now, I see. Sorry, won't be going there.

Wow positive? By what you were saying If thats positive then what is negative??

I also don't believe that you are a nurse. Nurses need tertiary education which means they can spell and construct a sentence beyond that expected of a 10 year old. You're insulting nurses everywhere by trying to make us believe that someone of your obvious supreme intellect would be a nurse.

If thats all u can say then i feel sorry for you by being sooo lame! Im on my break right now and using my iphone so im sorry if my thumb is a bit bigger so touch fones can be challenging at times so maybe u really need an eyeglass to read properly u cra ky old man!...:)

Wow positive? By what you were saying If thats positive then what is negative??

Telling it how it is isn't by definition negative.

Not receiving the back slapping you expected doesn't relate to negativity.

And quite frankly, like I could give a f**k if you perceive my comments to be negative.

Call them whatever you will, doesn't make the fact that your friend was being an idiot and deserved to get booked any different.

If thats all u can say then i feel sorry for you by being sooo lame! Im on my break right now and using my iphone so im sorry if my thumb is a bit bigger so touch fones can be challenging at times so maybe u really need an eyeglass to read properly u cra ky old man!...:)

Don't feel sorry for me. There's simply no need.

And I have an HTC Desire, and big hands, yet am capable of posting on forums without looking like I struggled to graduate from primary school. Hell, I can even do it when pulled off the side of the road and still have my motor bike gloves on. It's not hard, really.

Telling it how it is isn't by definition negative.

Not receiving the back slapping you expected doesn't relate to negativity.

And quite frankly, like I could give a f**k if you perceive my comments to be negative.

Call them whatever you will, doesn't make the fact that your friend was being an idiot and deserved to get booked any different.

K then MR GOOD CITIZEN!!!

minus 10 ...:))

Don't feel sorry for me. There's simply no need.

And I have an HTC Desire, and big hands, yet am capable of posting on forums without looking like I struggled to graduate from primary school. Hell, I can even do it when pulled off the side of the road and still have my motor bike gloves on. It's not hard, really.

Dont lie abt it...thats the worst

U can barely read henceforth foing that is not possible!!!...:)

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