A new menace on the road!

[MarkR33]

Im not sure about everyone

but there is something on the road that is starting to really damn annoy me and it must stop

Ill set the scene , I was lying on my couch today half asleep enjoying one of my last days of holidays. The sun was out the birds were making peaceful noises, I had a ice cold bourbon at my side and was in heaven

I then got a very rude awakening by a high pitched dull monotonous tune!

YES IT WAS THE evil mr whippy , for the Fifth FUc*ing time this week!

driving slowly up and down my street in a 1950's ice cream truck painted pink!

Does anyone else have to contend with this sort of menace, what do you suggest I should do , take out a restraining order against mr whippy???

your advice would be appreciated

[zanda]

buy an ice. kids love ice.

and dont be such a grumbly khunt.

[G0DF4Th3R]

just chill dude

[GTRboy]

yer i heard about him, did you get his plates, report him immediatley he would report us wouldnt he....lol..

ps, hope u enjoyed the ride in the sil mark....

[Nizmo]

i love the sound of Mr Whippy coming down the street reminds me of being a kid again ...... when i was little i used to get so excited over that sound and started concoting ideas about how to get $2 for an icecream out of my folks.

Nah sorry VOTE ONE WHIPPY!!!

[MarkR33]

no way

i used to love him too ,but his music is outdated, his van has no ricey stickers and he visits my street too often

give me some adresses ill send him your way instead ,

maybe ill petition my local member , STOP MR WHIPPYS RAIN OF TERROR!

[Nizmo]

you grandpas music is outdated and so is his dress sense but we dont petition to kill off him

Mr Whippy is a pure classic ...... like the Audrey Hepburn of Ice Cream.

[zanda]

yer i heard about him, did you get his plates, report him immediatley he would report us wouldnt he....

[GWP021]

well ypu could always do what i did move back in with your folks out in tha sticks mr whippy don come out this far

[33Spec2]

yer tell him 2 get with the times and play sumthin by beyonce

or he could always play the milkshake song lol

personally i hate those vans but that was only after i read an article about how much bacteria they carry around and how unhygenic the ice cream/food is

[GTRboy]

i think ive seen this one mr whippy at the same beach every sunday for the last 5 yrs.,....

[Nizmo]

Russ ... dont ruin it :slap:

[Jay95R33]

LOL - this brings back memories of the Simpsons episode where Homer's goal in life is to be 300lb so he can work from home... At the end of the episode, Homer steals a ice cream van and drives it to the power plant to save the reactor.

Anyway, after he drives through the fence, all the staff jump on the ice cream van and try to order ice creams.. LOL

Anyway, you have to be there,

J

P.S. Isn't it funny how there's a Simpson's episode for every 'moment' in life

[25GTT]

I went to the danny green boxng fight at couple of weeks back and when singing the national anthem it had more of a dance tune background music...

I'm thinking lets make a mr whippy drum N Bass remix or break beats remix of it.. with a few vocals...

"Put your hands up in the air, put your hands up in the air......"

[HIPSI]

Don't worry about the music comin out of his speaker worry about the sad arse engine that sucker is running.

If I were you id run out there and give him the low down on how to strap a bug mutha RB26DETT to that sucker, chuck on some nitto 555r's and rock that baby down the motorplex!!!!!!!!

Ohh yeah grab one of those sundae thingo's in the cup he sells, they taste mad!!!

[33Spec2]

I went to the danny green boxng fight at couple of weeks back and when singing the national anthem it had more of a dance tune background music...

I'm thinking lets make a mr whippy drum N Bass remix or break beats remix of it.. with a few vocals...

"Put your hands up in the air, put your hands up in the air......"

lol

how bout "Put your hands up in the air.............if you want ice cream, Put your hands up in the air..............if you want ice cream"

[tomj]

Find out where he lives and do a 4th gear limiter strip down his road ..... twice.

[R33 Impul]

mmmmmmmmmmm ice cream

[Kyles]

I used to run out to mr whippy for sunday breaky.. icecream In my pjs... humm

this was only a 2 years ago ..

I neally ran out in my underwear one day...

The ice cream man is awsome dont hurt him....

[Sneeza]

the mr whippy song is called Greensleeves...... Dan I would buy a break-beats mix of that hahahaha

Whenever i hear the ice cream I think of Eddie Murphy in Delerious - ICCEEECREEAAMMM THE ICECREAM MAN IS COOOOMMMMMING. I've got an icecream and you cant have none, cause your dads an alcoholic and your on the welfare.... you cant afford it, you cant afford it.