Endorean Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over to the parents, a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" The puzzled father, looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong". Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlock Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Lol....this thread is a kak Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorean Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Get a pen and paper handy, this one is a keeper. MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat s**ut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*it where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ar**e. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to hake off once you've been shag*ged. Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're pretty Woman: Pi**s off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*t*ch. If only the male mind became more witty under the effect of alcohol... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majanal Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Get a pen and paper handy, this one is a keeper.MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat s**ut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*it where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ar**e. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to hake off once you've been shag*ged. Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're pretty Woman: Pi**s off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*t*ch. If only the male mind became more witty under the effect of alcohol... :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Malaysian Street Signs Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 "Dear Telstra Customer, Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. If you don't like it, start your own telephone company. We have the cables, you need the telephone. So sad, too bad. Sucks to you. We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those "cheques" coming, folks. Remember, "We don't care. We don't have to". Warm regards, Telstra Australia" See attached Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 I am going on holidays in July and I was wondering if someone can water my plants for me while I am away?? I have attached a picture of the plants you need to water. Let me know if you can??? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Before and After The Wonders of Airbrushing Its not that bad really but it proves that woman in mags really aren't perfect! Amber (from Footballers Wives) annoyed a magazine artworker so he sent out the original artwork from a recent photo shoot as well as the touch-up. Something 4 u lads to think about when comparing ur girl to those in the mags!!!! See attached Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Sofa Shop Advertisement Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Chinese Take away Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Cat Carrier Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Water Birth Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868822 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 What the computer is doing to us.. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Managment Stratergies Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Free Willy Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawks Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 A businessman boards a flight & is seated next to a gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it & she replies, This is a very interesting book. It says that American Indians have the longest penises and Greek men are the best in bed. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" "Tonto Papadopoulos, nice to meet you." Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 New Fitness Program I have decided to do more physical activity in 2004. So from this weekend on I will ride 10 kilometres every day, if there are any friends that would like to join me, they can send me a message as I'm trying to get a group of 13. Take care! P.S. Here is a picture of our bicycle. (this looks familiar ) Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majanal Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 :bahaha: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Only in Japan Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/2/#findComment-868855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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