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I'm worried that he has mine...

Mike and I have never done any of the aforementioned topics and we're mates. Same with McFly, Scott et al

you guys "think" you're mates.

The criteria for friendship with Nick seems clear. You all might have to move into the acquaintance category until one of the criteria is met

you guys "think" you're mates.

The criteria for friendship with Nick seems clear. You all might have to move into the acquaintance category until one of the criteria is met

Nick has slept on my floor though. So the criteria has been met.

He has shirts off man-hugged Mike.

you guys "think" you're mates.

The criteria for friendship with Nick seems clear. You all might have to move into the acquaintance category until one of the criteria is met

Scott gets it, you only think you're mates

McFly is tempted but needs to work out where he is going to be.

Cadmoon is interested

TREGTR said that he may fly up.

I was thinking more a 2-8 stint...

Whatever works, with people I will just need to leave early :) I don't mind if I am only there for a few hours long as I get to go with people :)

When do we get promoted from car club friends to real friends?

I'm gonna say when you've achieved one of the following:

I've slept/passed out on your floor/with you on the floor lol

I've shirts off man hugged you

You've received >5 drunken phone calls from me

Probley other reasons but those spring to mind

If you read the criteria in reverse it make sense - but I suspect by that stage you'd be man friends with benefits rofl

Nick has slept on my floor though. So the criteria has been met.

He has shirts off man-hugged Mike.

I've slept on:

@Olloskylineollo 's floor

Clinton's floor

Tony's floor

& on the floor with Greg @Sick_R31 in a drunken haze lol

And have shirts off man hugged Chris and mike lol

When do we get promoted from car club friends to real friends?

I'm gonna say when you've achieved one of the following:

I've slept/passed out on your floor/with you on the floor lol

I've shirts off man hugged you

You've received >5 drunken phone calls from me

Probley other reasons but those spring to mind

I just realized....... you have done all of the above to me :O

I went last year :) Was full of awesome...

Fair enough!

Nup. Usually realise after the event :P

I kinda hated it compared the the German Club one, having to buy Beer tickets in particular really ground my gears

Have u ever seen me in a flat cap mr mike?

I have seen you in a V neck Tshirt which is even gayer

Are you going to come out?

Nein

I've slept on:

@Olloskylineollo 's floor

Clinton's floor

Tony's floor

& on the floor with Greg @Sick_R31 in a drunken haze lol

And have shirts off man hugged Chris and mike lol

So what you're saying is that no one person has met all three criteria lol

Is it desteros old car? Big single on it?

Yeah thats the one. Noticed he dropped the price the other day and I know how much he spent on it.

That or IanB's blue one on the radar at the moment.

Decisions...

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