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[shoey85]

Better at farting.

Fk mate I woke up last night thought I was poisoned fkn dog farts are ranks as!

[Stinky Rooster]

I see your greyhound farts, and raise you a mastiff/dane fart, ejected from approximately 70 gadzillion feet of fermenting digestive tract, usually from this position...

 

 

 

 

And for those of you wondering, she is sound asleep in this picture.

[shoey85]

I see your greyhound farts, and raise you a mastiff/dane fart, ejected from approximately 70 gadzillion feet of fermenting digestive tract, usually from this position...
 
 

 
 
And for those of you wondering, she is sound asleep in this picture.

So innocent yet so disgustingly putrid

[Stinky Rooster]

dont try and tell me I'm the only one that thinks its fkn hawt

 

 

 

[t_revz]

better than a beagle, even?

Definitely better than beagles.

Also better than labradors who keep digging under all my fkn concrete [emoji35]

[t_revz]

Better at farting.

Yes they do fkn stink

[t_revz]

Fk mate I woke up last night thought I was poisoned fkn dog farts are ranks as!

Was the dog in your bed?

Kinky...

[shoey85]

Was the dog in your bed?

Kinky...

He sleeps on the floor next to the bed

[t_revz]

He sleeps on the floor next to the bed

The unthinkable things they must have seen

[R33kizza]

My 2 crazy spaniels... goldie (the boy) sleeps in bed next to me on his bk under the sheet with hisbhead on his pillow. Lil girl sleeps by my feet, round my feet ir snuggled up to the mrs.

[Stinky Rooster]

Naaaw them spaniels are adorable. And a fan of ice cream I take it?

My neighbours ask me about the dogs welfare if she doesnt get seen at the Mr Whippy van that visits saturdays

[Stinky Rooster]

Aaaaand for the terrible pun of the day....

 

 

if it aint Barouque, then dont fix it

 

https://i.imgur.com/bmo6Maw.gifv

[t_revz]

Morning all.

[shoey85]

Sup khunts

[Hank Scorpio]

Back at work.

[t_revz]

Day off for me. Going in tomorrow for overtime $hift but.

Assembling ceiling fans today, and need to organise a sparky to hook up 8 of them plus some extra power points

[Hank Scorpio]

4 minutes ago, t_revz said:

Day off for me. Going in tomorrow for overtime $hift but.

Assembling ceiling fans today, and need to organise a sparky to hook up 8 of them plus some extra power points

Need someone who knows what they're doing with electricity huh?

[Stinky Rooster]

21 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Need someone who knows what they're doing with electricity huh?

I know a bloke.

 

Hes a bit of a trev, but OK on the spanners

 

 

This mornings brekkie, just for elle

 

 

[t_revz]

Need someone who knows what they're doing with electricity huh?

I could but I want safety certificates in case the house burns down and insurance tries to get out of it cos I used trailer wiring to hook it up

[t_revz]

I know a bloke.
 
Hes a bit of a trev, but OK on the spanners [emoji6]
 
 
This mornings brekkie, just for elle

Sounds like a top bloke

Had 1 and a half burgers for brekkie...cos I can