PranK Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Ok, So I went to Jump Mania today with my dad and little brother. Boy oh Boy.. what a ****ing waste of dollars. It was at the superdome (which isn't massive, in fact pretty pissy) and of the 3 hrs we were there, there was at least 40mins of intervals. The rest of the time dudes came out on 50cc mini bikes and drove in a circle, lucky to get 3 feet off the ground, 4 dudes on motocross bikes put on a decent show for about 30mins in total, 3 little mini monster trucks drove in circles (again, lucky to get 3 feet off the ground) and the big monster trucks came out and drove in circles... oh, and at the end, these trucks jumped on some cars... The wining points; - Truckosaurous (or whatever its name was) - oh man, i wanted to die!! Ten mins before this comes out, they push out a shitty old VN commodore into the arena. The lights go out, the lasers start, the (get this!!) jurassic park music starts and out comes TRUCKOSAof tUROUS. Truckosaurous drives over to the VN, clamps onto its roof and lifts it off. He makes it look so easy! It looks like the roof might be... IT IS!! The roof has been PRE CUT! So the ****ing thing just grabs it and lifts it off... Then (and this was the exciting part, especially with the jurassic park music and lasers) it drives back and forth over a 40ft area for about 10mins and then retires out the back while people are booing... the VN is then pushed off the arena, and that was truckosaurous... give me a ****ing break! - The Motorcross dudes. Ok, so these guys were pretty good, but get this, one of them does a jump in the first 10 mins and runs straight into the wall... - The Mini Monster Trucks. Ripper, when these things weren't jumping a whole 3 feet in the air, they were limping off after ROLLING onto their roofs!! Top work! Of 3 of these retarded things, 1 remained runing at the end. There were bits of them and fuel/oil all over the place.. - The real Monster Trucks ok, so they cost $270k, they wiegh 7 tonnes, they have 1500HP chevs... but really, they can drive in circles as much as they want, but its kinda boring... no, wait! one of them broke down TWICE and the 2nd time had to get towed off... now thats kinda exciting... - The Mini Bikes - the most exciting thing was when a guy tried a backflip and landed on his head.... Guys, I was almost counting the minutes... it really ****ing sucked. Then, we have a massive ****ing hail storm... Christian Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
ylwgtr2 Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 sounds just about as much fun as masterbating with a cheese grater.... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000531 Share on other sites More sharing options...
inark Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 SWEET! cant wait for it to get to melbourne so i can plan something else to do. thanks for the warning... btw i hope ur car didnt get damaged in the hail storm... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000533 Share on other sites More sharing options...
inark Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 sounds just about as much fun as masterbating with a cheese grater.... u dont find that fun? what is something wrong with u troy? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
2rismo Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 You drive a skyline to a monster truck rally.... Ghey..... Can't believe you'd rather go to something as hillbilly as that instead of just cruising up or down the coast. Adrian Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymonkey Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 who let the bogan into the vic section i went to see truckasaurus in Canada when it was on tour from the US. that thing was a firebreathing VW stomping (it ran over 6 VW's and crushed em all to pancakes) beast. only reason I went to see it was they actually mentioned it in the simpsons, and anything in the simpsons is teh cool. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IML337 Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 stop whining Christian you girl Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0p3y Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 stop whining Christian you girl Yeah Christian, you're starting to sound like Tim, you big girl! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IML337 Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Yeah Christian, you're starting to sound like Tim, you big girl! you're a pedestrian I win Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0p3y Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 you're a pedestrianI win Not any more! GET WITH THE TIMES MAN! haha Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PranK Posted September 5, 2004 Author Share Posted September 5, 2004 hey - you two, stop whoring my whinge thread. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymonkey Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 stop whinging on the new whore thread Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/50343-jump-mania-or-is-that-crap-mania/#findComment-1000813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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