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For those who know Me, I'm back. Well, for at least one thread anyway.

For those who haven't yet had the pleasure, look me up and learn.

Shit has been far too unfunny round here for far too long. Therefore we are gonna try something similar to a old thread of mine. In this case though, we aren't gonna "Just Ask Wardest". In this case you are gonna ask me questions regarding some form of conflict you may be having and I'm gonna PASS JUDGEMENT.

Thats right folks, I'll TELL you who's wrong and who's right.

So lay it on me, it may be an small arguement with you Woman or great big legal problem, I don't mind. I'll judge anything

Responses may take a while but you will have my opinion eventually.

HOWEVER!!!! Please remember that this is for my own amusement and that essentially I don't really give a stuff about you or your problems be they real or fabricated.

To all you Noobs who are gonna begin asking "Whos this dickhead?"

I will allow you this one indiscretion, but sit down, behave and I'll let you off with a warning.

Leewah, Pred, Nark, Horus, Ash, Inasnt, Funk, how are ya fellas? Welcome me back with open arms and lets do this thing.

"My friendship, you know you want it"

-Bart Simpson.

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Firts Question / Judgment... to get some AIR TIME for my issue and so you can all feel sorry for me also.

Import compliance was organised through "X" and I have collected car minus engineers certificate ($650) Car was booked in for Registration 3 days after I picked up car and was advised by "X" that I would have certificate in time for Registration. Registration has come and gone... booking has been lost ($32) I have not heard from "X" in the last 4 Days. I have now decided to go elsewhere and get engineering done and will be spending approx. $1200 to $1700 to get car engineered and RWC issued. This is all going to take TIME and I will also most probably have to forfit my Sandown Track Day on 17th ($85) that I have paid for and also miss out on the CRUSE on 16th (no financial issue but still annoying)

So, I am now out of pocket $767 and will need to spend alot more to get car on the road... I have a contract with "X" and would like your judgment on options A and B.

A. Ask for all out of pocket expences (in a nice manner, if I can get through to "X")

B. Take legal action (probaly not worth it and I seriously CBF dealing with "X" any longer)

I rest my case.

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wardest....ur a man of infinite wisdom.  heres my delema, my left nut always gets itchy everytime i talk to a hot chick, should i scratch with my left hand or my right??  oh and should i or shouldnt i smell my finger afterwards?  

thanks in advance

itchy nuts

Go see a Doctor about the rampant Pubic Lice in your crotch and then re-read my post.

My judgements will be issued to solve an issue of conflict. Unless you want to take the Crabs to Court, stop bothering me. :Owned:

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Dear Judge Wardest,

It's good to have you back on board and posting again for the time being.

Considering I am one of your better friends and have known you longer than any other forum goers, I'm gonna kick this one off.

Who should I vote for this weekend?

I love the idea of an economy in good hands and a proven track record of previous years has shown me that the coallition is doing a good job. The only problem is a PM who seems to be not very clued in on the goings on of his own ministers and has to ask G.W Bush whether he can wipe his bum or not.

I am however also intrigued by this Latham character who promises the World but has been blamed for letting a local council economy fall on it's a$$ in the short time he was managing it? I would take this to mean that with a supposed AU$800 billion budget, he could righteously fark that up too even though he wouldn't be the treasurer.

The track record for the ALP has hardly impressed me with the level of interest rates considering the last ALP PM who is now a pig farmer in some secluded area. What does impress me about the ALP though is their promises to help people in my socioeconomic group who don't earn $1,000,000 a year. Can he really provide the solutions for me? Will I suffer in other ways when he helps me out with these promises?

Does the advertising I see on TV influence my opinions of both parties? Probably, but isn't that what the ads are suppposed to do?

Right now, I'm leaning towards the More Beer Party even though I don't drink but I want to support my friends who would benefit from my precious vote.

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i also have a dilemma. at nite my rectum gets all itchy and i like to poke it, sometimes i get lube and rub my finger in it for a while. ive always thought about using a vibrator or dildo to help and maybe help to my arm and hand from getting sore. is there some sort of sex toy u would suggest from ur years of wisdom to help me with my cavity itching?

regards, anal dude

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A. Ask for all out of pocket expences (in a nice manner, if I can get through to "X")

B. Take legal action (probaly not worth it and I seriously CBF dealing with "X" any longer)

I rest my case.

Does "X" have pubic Lice? Just wondering.

Work out exactly what you want and then go for it. You "CBF" attitude doesn't encourage me to wrack my brain about how best to help you. My advice is an attiude adjustment and then go to town on "X" and get what's yours.

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OK HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voting ( Hey Dave, hope ya rocking ) and people's rectums are not my concern.

Give me issues of conflict, fights, arguments, that sort of thing.

I want to tell people they are "WRONG" or "RIGHT" I don't actually care about solutions or how people actually feel.

Now, who has a simple issue which needs the protagonist labled?

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Ok.

Here we go then....

I have a new project car in mind which involves buying a fairly cheap car and modifying it in a way which hasn't been done in Australia yet. It will involve the car being off the road for around 6 months having all the new stuff done to it. The dilema here is that all this money will be poured into something which will most likely be unroadworthy and illegal but highly styled and a performance animal!!

The other option is to get into a nice comfy Euro and use it as my daily driver as well as a track car unmodded. It will cost more than the project car but resale value will be better and there will be less headaches with servicing and broken bits as it will remain unmodded. I will also be driving it everyday which I think justifies the extra $$$ it will cost initally.

The GF is telling me I'm nutz to do another project car and do the Euro. I love the idea of the project and am really thinking it maybe more fun to do even if the hassles present themselves.

Judge Wardest, am I right in doing the project car or should I listen to a level headed 3rd party and settle down with the Euro and cruise in comfort?

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Leewah,

Anyone telling you to not do what your biological urges tell you is WRONG!!!!

Yes men have them too but for far more logical, worthwile and economically reasonable things other than screaming kids.

I hate kids, they make women fat and ugly, people poor and they irritate the crap out of me.

But back to my point. Leewah, DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!!! If anyone cracks it at you for this. Turf her...."ahem' I mean, just do as you please anyway. ITS YOUR HOUSE, YOUR GARAGE AND YOUR CAR!!!

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Does "X" have pubic Lice? Just wondering.

Work out exactly what you want and then go for it. You "CBF" attitude doesn't encourage me to wrack my brain about how best to help you.  My advice is an attiude adjustment and then go to town on "X" and get what's yours.

CBF'ed big time because I have "only given you the milky residue" of this cum dripping story. Some say I am "GREEN" others "KIND" because I try to have have faith in my fellow brothers... why do people lie? I have been pulled along this ride for too long now and if I were to encounter or have a conversation with "X" I would not know what to do with myself. :uzi: Is it time to get LOCO? I don't think so. As I get bridies landing on my shoulder frequently now days with stories of "X" and it is becoming clear that there is probably no point pushing what can't be done by "X" for whatever reason.

Attitude adjustment I can understand... but I think I will have inner peace and my car on the road alot quicker if I just walk away and make mental note to self about my faith in people (because you all suck :P)

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g'day there wardest... if you are who you say you are then can you hve my children??

anyway... here's my petty little concerm for the day:

my girlfriend likes fashion, and fashionable items.

she likes pink shirts. she wants me to wear pink shirts...

I HATE PINK SHIRTS coz they are gay, make people look gay, and are a colour well-associated with the gay community.

am i right im not wanting to wear pink shirts?

Waz.

PS i have itchy balls

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ahh the pink shirt conflict... age old classic... i told my gf I'd wear a very pale pink shirt (not full pink mind you) if she wore the pointy shoes with stilleto like heels. To which she retorted that they were uncomfy and just another trend. At which point she realised that so were pink shirts.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, My nefarious plan has worked perfectly.

This forum has been dull, boring and dry for so damn long and now I’VE sparked it up again. At least that’s the way I see it so I’m therefore satisfied.

What’s that you say? Who do I think I am telling you that your forum is boring?

Oh, you must be a NOOB. NOOB NOOB NOOB. Because as far back as I can remember, this forum used to be amusing. Christ!! I almost began to wish the VL boys would come back to liven it up again………….ALMOST.

Now, those who were witness to sheer brilliance which was the “Just ask Wardest” thread will recognise this stage as the point at which I PULL THE PLUG.

Therefore Anyone with a real problem or anyone needing real life conflict resolution can go and get ffffffffffffffffffar away. As I stated in the opening post, I don’t really care at all. This thread was for my amusement only. Any joy anyone else gleaned from it was purely coincidental and, I assure you, unintended.

However this thread has provided be with much amusement in the few short hours its been active. Keep it going if you want, I’m sure I’ll be happy to offer you more pearls of my infinite wisdom however as for passing judgement, find someone else who’s gonna do it for you.

Sorry for leaving you out there Dark.

Disclaimer: Any sincerity, goodwill or pleasantry encountered will reading Wardest’s posts is 100% coincidental. Wardest reserves the right to say what he likes to whomever he likes.

If offence is taken at any comment issued by Wardest it is because said comment was provoked and liability lies wholly with the offended party.

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