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Ahaha you just reminded me about the falcon at calwell shops :P another priceless incident although you egged on that situation quite a bit :D

I so did nothing wrong, i was obeying the law....to the letter :D

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lmao... where can i buy one :D. how much would something like that help in your situation

Lol yeh, need to think of some other things to piss of any1 giving road rage to you. I'd love to have like an 'Air Horn Grenade'.... Like you have a few sitting in your car, so when a bogan in the lane next to you is giving you sh#t with the window down, you pull the pin on one of these little babies & throw it into their car & the thing just goes off. The noise is so loud they nearly crash from trying to stop the car too quick & their ears are bleeding by the time they stop & run away from the thing.. lmao :D

What can YOU think of! :P

a few years ago, i was threatened by a guy with a crow bar because i reversed into a parallel car park that he thought belonged to him. i was too freaked to get out of the car(funny that)....he eventually left me alone and had left when i got back, but he had broken my aerial and slashed a tyre.

on sunday, stuart turned left into a carpark at bunnings, stopped to wait for a car to reverse out of his park and the guy came flying up towards us (in the lane we were in) and stopped right in front of the ute (with a big f*** off bullbar) and wouldnt move and both him and his wife abused us!!!!!!! buggar me... there are some crazy twits out there

Here's another Amaru and I got ourselves into.

At a petrol station, pull in behind a car that's filling up and wait for him to finish. The car we're waiting for finishes before the car in front of it, and instead of waiting, decides to put the car in reverse, and start revving the engine. Amaru and I wait, thinking he'll give up, til he starts backing up on us and getting close to my sisters car, which we were in at the time. So rather than risk damae to the car, we back up and let him out, but on his way back, he has to perform a 5 point turn to negotiate the small gap in between pumps and other cars. In which time, the car in front of him has moved. All we could do was shake our heads.

And the previous one we referred to, we had pulled out of a side street, and started heading towards the round-a-bout down the road. Not getting to the speed limit of 80kmh and only getting to 60kmh, having to slow down anyway, the car that followed us from the side street has caught up, and is now inches from my rear bar. We indicate left and start to turn, but no before i realise that the car behind us is being a smart ass and tryed to push in down the left....of a ONE lane round-a-bout...so we swing down the side road in the right hand lane as there are road works on the lft hand side, as the road works finish, we indicate, and start to move over, but not before the other car has already tryed to move down the left. Now they're REALLY angry, and boon past us on the right, before slamming on the brakes, locking them up, and cming diagonally across us into the left lane, and almost up the back of a car waiting at the next intersection. We both turn left again, and they stop, mid corner, and then floor it off, then stop again, holding up traffic, then hoon off again. The whole time Amaru and i are giggling our asses of, they are just getting even more angry.

Gotta say, never been in a really worrying experience....yet, mostly just stupid shit like these ones.

Stay safe all, and sorry for the long read.

he overtook me then was screaming at me to pull over, and the girl that was with him had her head down and was covering her face so i couldnt see her.

Its easy to see what happened here :(

The guy was happy out for a nice drive with his daughter, who decided it the right time to tell her daddy that she had lost her Verginity. Just as his Tessticals rose to his throat in anger, she see's your car, and says "look there he is dad! Hes the one that ass f*&ked me!"

see easy!

Must be karma, man

As PranK says maybe your karma 'ran over their dogma'.

As for anti a-hole devices I say you can't beat the paint ball gun. Imagine the effect of a few quick rounds on the aforementioned 120 Y with on-board Boganpack option. $100 bucks to anyone who takes out the fluffy dice and snaps off the rear vision mirror with their first shot.

We could hunt in packs like a Panzer Skyline Division Blitzkrieg 'Assault South on the Monaro Highway'. I bags the naming rights for the movie, action figures, boardgame and PS2 version.

As for anti a-hole devices I say you can't beat the paint ball gun. Imagine the effect of a few quick rounds on the aforementioned 120 Y with on-board Boganpack option. $100 bucks to anyone who takes out the fluffy dice and snaps off the rear vision mirror with their first shot.  

We could hunt in packs like a Panzer Skyline Division Blitzkrieg 'Assault South on the Monaro Highway'. I bags the naming rights for the movie, action figures, boardgame and PS2 version.

Lol, i like alot. Yeh pain ball guns are too damned expensive tho.... If my friend had one he would have shot so many cars, he's always giving out road rage.

Anyone else for Anti A-Hole road rage devices?

an actually pheasable(sp?) thing to carry are road spikes, they would be like jacks but steel and no matter what way they fell a razor shark spike would be facing up and destroy the cars tyres that is taling you.

however the drawbacks are, other cars behind the targeted car would hit them, and you could cause a serious accident......damned conscience!!!

Hmmm yeh that is a problem, we dont want to hurt the innocent people... Anything else peoples?

What about an orange cannon set up in your boot right... Ok so you have it pointing out the back of the boot. You pop the boot with the leaver while driving and the boot opens up to a certain level with the help of some extra springs & stoppers... Attached to the boot is the front of the cannon so it hangs off inside the boot & it rises to point the boot rises ‘which is then directly back toward the following car* Then you have another trigger in your cabin to ignite the spark plug *just like a flame thrower kit* hooked up to the canon, you hit that sh#t and an orange blasts though their windshield & probably seriously damages them...

I'm thinking the producers of James Bond will hire me for idea's for their next movie.

Sequential Blow Off 'Orange' Cannons, yeh... now we're thinking...

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