Gym rules

[DCD]

I'm sure Japan residents will find this amusing! The rules to the gym I go to:

[Rezz]

It changes into indoor shoes and their clothes are changed in a locker room

Hahaha I liked that one...

[CircusMonkey]

Use procedure :looney: :looney: :looney: :looney:

Serious?

[martydaman]

when condition is bad, let not carry out unreasonableness

is that even a word??

[lwells]

Reminds me of when I stayed in a Holiday Inn in Japan a couple of years ago. They had a little info card with the rules that included "no smorging in bed" and proudly proclaimed there were "ice breaking machines" on every level.

Still makes me chuckle

LW.

[Polski]

hehe this belongs on www.engrish.com

[Sl!m]

"It changes into indoor shoes and their clothes are changed in a locker room"

LoL sounds like..

"it puts the lotion on its skin"

[Rezz]

"It changes into indoor shoes and their clothes are changed in a locker room"

LoL sounds like..

"it puts the lotion on its skin"

Lol good call

[yukz2daizzo]

Let's use it with a pleasant feeling for one another.

are you even allow to say this when working out?

[Revhead]

Haha classic

[SKY031]

"It changes into indoor shoes and their clothes are changed in a locker room"

LoL sounds like..

"it puts the lotion on its skin"

hahaha that was EXACTLY what i thought when i saw that one.

I like the use/invention of the word "unreasonableness"

[funkymonkey]

i reckon they've taken the japanese usage list and then just run it thru a translation software, coz that looks just like the crap that systran spits out.

[REDFC]

I bet they used babelfish, really it SHOULD make sense

[homer2288]

I bet they used babelfish, really it SHOULD make sense

LoL I bet they did... :spcow: - word for word direct translation just doesnt work..

"Let's use it with a pleasant feeling for one another. "

I wonder what this is referring to....LOL

They probably dont expect many foreigners would use the gym..

[funkymonkey]

be courteous to your fellow gym users maybe?

[Revhead]

Yeah, "be respectful of others" is my bet (or literally "don't hurt their feelings", "try not to upset others", etc etc)

I wonder if you put those translations in systran/babelfish etc, whether they'd spit out 100% grammatically correct Japanese?

[funkymonkey]

this brings me to an awesome systran game we play at work when it gets boring...

type something in english, translate to japanese, then translate back to english... you get some really funny shit.

[funkymonkey]

oh yeah... systran = babelfish... babelfish runs on systran, er anyways...

Be respectful of others = Do to display the appreciation of other things be

Do not hurt their feelings = Feeling does not have to be damaged

Try not to upset others = The attempt which does not reverse other things

Rezz is a super person, with good skill in cooking potatoes = Rezz is the extreme person of the technology whose cooking the potato is good

[homer2288]

Heres some more from babel...

I got god like skills and is good with eggs = Depending upon me God the way to become technology, the egg good.

Let's use it with a pleasant feeling for one another. = Use that of the feeling whose feeling because of each other is good is permitted.

[martydaman]

what happens if you repeat the process several times??

will you end up with a totally different message with absolutely no relavence to the original??