Whoretown WA

[R31 Chick]

http://www.r31skylineclub.com/forum/index....d=1168;start=75

Hehe, more funny jokes!

JOB TRAINING

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T).We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not recieve your share of shit on the job, please see your manager. You wil be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Traing (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore, as they are full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for a promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P.S.H.I.T).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Officer for Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

Boss In General

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Some advise for Paul!

[Nizmo]

thanks

tough day. i had to actually work

Bayley my dad pokes the piss outta me too - but i always get him back twice as bad. haha he and i are going ot install the rear speakers hehe this is gonna be fun I told him it was a daddy daughter bonding sess and he goes "why dont u ever want to bond when im cleaning the pool"

"because u dont clean the pool!"

[MrGTST]

Huh I don't get it.... buts that not true

You will just have to take my work for it though

[Boostzor]

Thats only casue hes in the house, if he were on the street he'd be sure to get some takers. Might have to start with an introductory rate though.

[SHUTO-BOY]

r31chick: ever thought of doing stand up comedy?

[R31 Chick]

Oh no, she didn't!

Makes a change from her Evo's!

Call her Smelly or Beanie. She hates that too!

[SHUTO-BOY]

paul should know about rates,as he works at a brothel

[MrGTST]

hmm thanks Boostzor.... I think

[R31 Chick]

Yeah, could possibly!

You want some more, I got thousand more!

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Bayley, I f she can't have and EVO then she wants a Magna:D

Niz, Your dad "Cleanz ze pool"?

[MrGTST]

Ohhh well.... I am just packing up to go home now.... I will dissapear in a few mintues...

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Aidwin,

I don't work at a Brothel, but I wouldn't mind:p

[Nizmo]

not a magma!! noooooooo i did my fair share of driving those thing - she outta her tree????? Cheap pieces of plastic go slow crap!

haha Paul - not that kinda cleaning ze pool hun.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

I'm off too, might whore from Mickos, if not catch you after MC tommorow:D

Bye All.

[Nizmo]

paul like ur going to be any protection for the girls when they guys from the broken hill come n and slap them around

I used to know a lady who used to work at a brothel as a receptionist and she had to get the girls outta drug induced comas n everything - so i dont think its your thing somehow!

[SHUTO-BOY]

bye ultimate whore

bye brett wherever you are

[Nizmo]

whore from mickos - sadder than first realised!!

[SHUTO-BOY]

paul should open his own brothel

with a big sign "WHORETOWN WA" on the roof

[MrGTST]

well thats it for me .... have a great weekend everyone.... Niz, Bayley, Paul , Aidwin, Shaun and anyone else I have missed ....

[Nizmo]

bye bye blackbird.