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Sill little kids harrassing me in shopping centre carpark today ...... its like a new generation of mikey's waiting to happen!! "Wow you drive the most awesome car" .... little brat with bike a little too close to my paintwork .... "See that car over there" ...points to dodgy faded green R30 ... "thats a Skyline too" .... "but yours is the best" ...... that was all cool until that started hassling me for change ...."with a car like that you have to have some kinda change" ......me:"Look kid when you get older and you own a car like this - you'll no why i dont have any change!!"

Why do i always get blame for everything :confused:

i'm bright ****ing red.

*mental note to self* put sunscreen on BEFORE you go visit your g/f's horses in whoop whoop when there is no shade*

At least I had fun tormenting LOTS of ants. Found some MASSIVE nests and just annoyed the **** out of them.

Think I'll take a magnifying glass next time :mad:

LOL i do that - we have bees that fall into our pool ..... and so if you take them out an dput them on pavement they just fly into pool again :mad: so i take them out n put them on an ant nest nearby and watch all these little ants attack the bee.

I reckon I had about 2000 ants at the first nest, and I would stick a stick down their main hole, you'd get another 1000 ants come straight out and form like a manhole cover over the hole and about 100 ants climb up the stick and attack it, then I pissed on them and a heap died, it was cool.

The second nest started off with about 10 bullants and I poked the hole and another 50 or so came out, then I fully mashed it up and about 200 came out, so I pissed on them and some of them died too.

Bet you've never done THAT niz :mad:

I'd hate to be a chick (except you'd get to do all kinds of cool things to yourself) and have to piss over an ants nest, cause you'd have to squat RIGHT over it .. At least I can stand back and laugh and not have the little buggers crawl up my feet/legs :mad:

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