Whoretown WA

[Micko]

Hey there fellas...

[skyzerr33]

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!

Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked,

"Are you the people that broke the window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.

You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.

He pondered a moment and blurted out,

"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said,

"You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune,

I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

"I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"NO SH*T!

Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Nah, they didn't even look properly, I don't reckon they knew what they were looking at.

See'ya:burnout:

[skyzerr33]

howdy micko

who was interested in the albany trip anyways?

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Hi Micko,

Troy, Good joke:D

See'ya:burnout:

[skyzerr33]

Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC

Nah, they didn't even look properly, I don't reckon they knew what they were looking at.

See'ya:burnout:

i'd say so me thinks we need a thread in events for the albany thing let me know tomorrow how long u 2 will be stayin

the monday is a public holiday. kylie and i will most likely be coming back on monday.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

I think Cam and Jason were interested.

See'ya:burnout:

[adam 32]

hey all

bad luck bout last night paul - guess it happens...

any news on the tyres?

[skyzerr33]

so were gonna need atleast 2 nights (ie friday and saturday) for those who want to go home sunday

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Yeah, I was going to stay till Monday, but not sure if we'll still be in Albany, but I'll let you know.

See'ya:burnout:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Yeah, at least two nights to make it worth it.

Adam, Yeah it's just a hassle, no big deal. He can have the ones in my spare room for $40 each.

See'ya:burnout:

[adam 32]

alright mate thanks, ill let ya know

[skyzerr33]

paulie thats fine

well i'll wack a thread in the events section

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Adam,

There decent tyres, just not a matching set.

See'ya:burnout:

[Micko]

Hey Paul - when you changed that pipe on your exhaust (you know the one;)) did you use gaskets or just that goo stuff that is for exhausts?

[caminperth]

morning guys...

condolences paul.. aidwin was f*kin lucky i can tell u.....

[Pva_Glue]

lets's hear it what happend to aidwan

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Micko, I think we used gaskets:D

Cam, Thanks buddy, guess I just got the wrong guys. Aidwin's car has more illegal shit than mine:(

See'ya:burnout:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Micko,

We OK for tommorow?

See'ya:burnout:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

I feel like such a Trev driving around with a yellow sticker:(

See'ya:burnout: