ATO and the Rabbi
the Australian Tax Office sends their auditor to a synagog. The auditor is doing all the checks and turns to the rabbi and says " I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes " answered the rabbi.
"Well rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. " A good question," noted the rabbi. We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them to the candle maker and every now and again, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat dissapointed that his usual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he would go on, in his obnoxious way.
"Rabbi, what about all these matzopurchases? What do you do with all the crumbs from the matzo.?"
"Ah yes," replied the rabbi calmly, "we actually collect all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and again, they send a whole box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the rabbi.
"Well Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too we do not waste," answered the rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the tax office and once a year they send us a complete dick like you."
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