WGMG - the weak as piss tissues they give you at work. Just got an attack of the sneezes, grab 2 tissue to be safe, fold the f**kers in half to be extra safe (dont wanna infect my coworker next to me because he is a body builder who looks like a condom stuffed full of walnuts) and then sneeze into the carefully folded mass, only to blow the whole package to smithereens, and cover my left hand monitor with snot.
So now I have a roid rage filled beefcake glaring daggers at me, a LCD screen covered in snot and spit, and fragments of wet tissue strewn throughout my keyboard.
FML