f**king australia day.
Some bogan came in the wrong way into the servo and took the only available diesel pump, when heaps of other ones are free, so I do a little head shake to myself.
He starts swearing at me and carrying on. By thus time the only other diesel pump frees up and I turn around and have to reverse in.
So he comes out from paying, goes to get in his car, gets back out again and pulls a flick up to my throat and says "you better be carefull who you shake your head at, cos next time I'll jump through the glass and skull f**k ya. You'll f**king die on australia day." Points to his head and goes "don't f**k with skin heads" or some shit.
f**k it really brings out the best in people doesn't it!