Veilside R33

just met a young asian guy (well aussie but of asian origon(sp?)) cruising down drakeford back toward the city, had a veilside front bar (or possibly full kit) with an exhaust, it was a non turbo but the owner was really nice, and i got big compliments for my car too which is always nice.

hey guy, i got this off ns.com and thought i'd share it, 2days later im still giggling at it. Rectum stretcher While I was driving down the Kwinana Freeway the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a traffic cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The traffic cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Speeding ticket: $250 Court costs: $1000 Look on traffic cop's face: Priceless!!

count me in for the day after, i'll be working all the way through n.y.e so im definately keen for the day after, say a bbq at someones place? couple of cases (not for me) and some dead animal sound good. and we can let the public come and watch us and charge 2-bits-a-gander!!! hahaha anyway, count me in for whatever for the day after, cant wait to see ya'll.

someone :kick: next time they see me :headspin: done and done, i'll bring my steel caps

Totally disagree with you leech. so as soon as someone has finished their p's they are automatically good enough to handle a limitlessly-high powered car? it's the driver and i did just as much (if not more) stupid sh*t in my slow lancer as i've done in my line. fact is young people are going to do stupid stuff in cars and kill themselves no matter what, its about time people just accepted it and got over it, i'll say it again, regardless of the car young people are going to kill themselves, so stop with the stupid restrictions, im not giving up my skyline for anyone, and if i still own it when the restrictions come in, in a few months i'll still drive it. im really fired up over this whole bullshit debate, a young guy crashes his import and all of a sudden left wing pinkos come out with these ideas, the restrictions hav'nt work in neoo zee-lund and they wont work here. wanna make the roads safer? ban the over 65's oh and by the way, if P-platers get banned then get used to about 4 people coming on cruises, if all of us "deadly p-platers" were already banned there would have been about a quarter of the turnout on sunday too.

(Milhouses dad) Can i borrow a feeling? could you lend me your glove of love? tender heart needs some healing.........

im selling mine for the same price with a lot more done to it, and i hav'nt had any interest.

i think we left at about 1:45?

it wasnt a tight pink shirt, it was a lose fit shirt i just have an amazing body and my muscles fill it out, is it my fault if im beautiful??? (ok thats even talking a bit to much sh*t for me) lol. i thought you were at work? oh by the way i should mention, spotted Andrew (above) doing 3 laps around the big roundabout outside jerra pub.......RUNNING!!! at about 1:30am, i dont think i stopped laughing at your antics for about 3hours, great effort!!!

go to bed you drunk fag!!!! HAHAHA ROFL!

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to sum it up for those who couldnt be bothered reading Jayces thesis, in matching length only to the UN's weapons inspectors report on their findings in iraq. his boost controller was off, he thought the power fc was playing funny games, he's an idiot, saw a few people on the way home and took a round about quickly. there much simpler, LMAO hahahaha, quite proud of myself actually.

hmmmm if "nuclear fision technology" has taught me anything....which it has'nt, i think more than one person in pink would make us a "brigade"......kind of like a "flock" of birds. so we can all rock up in our pink shirts and be the "SAU PINK SHIRT BRIGADE"?

its your birthday? HOLY SHIT.......THAT MEANS???.....???.....OH CRAP.....YOUR JESUS!!!! in that case nice to have you back, enjoy your stay!

fine i'll shave under my arms.....picky bastards! actually screw the man singlets tommoz, i'll be coming in a pink shirt!!!!

pm received, thanks mate!

i got a little bit, my skin feels a little dry but has already tanned itself off, so my skin nice and brown, but in the pattern of a singlet lol. your right about the vortex though, i think the 5 of us were pretty wrecked after that. just a side note to, Troy is a really great guy! just so easy to chat to.

hav'nt received it yet, but i notice gorans online which is good. lol its my msn name aswell, (homer voice) you know....one day all of us honest hardworking man singlet wearing citizens are gonna rise up against you crooked i.t working skyline owners.......(quimby) oh god....really??? have you set a date?

last resort........cant find your salon in the white or yellow pages, whats going on there? i know where it is but need to give you a call, im hoping your reading this at work this morning lol.

not over the top dude, just different and give the car a different look, im a slef confessed bling whore, so the bigger and more standout the better in most cases in my book. but if your talking about the drift-r's then i would say go for it, they are big but still very subtle but would set your car off perfectly.

had a great time as always, got a bit of footage of nik's ewan's and mark's, skylarking and tomfoolery, not to mention their monkeyshines and mischeivous hi-jinks, hahaha great to see everyone out it was really nice shame my car fu**ed me around again! a huge thanks to Andrew for saving Andrew and i (also andrew lol) for picking us up on such short notice! and thanks to the "clarke couple" once again for a great chat!

LIES AND SLANDER!!!! its true i tells ya, i've removed the bird shit and there has been a significant drop in power coming from the left centre of my bonnett (where the shit was) but the car now feels smoother and more in control as everything is pulling evenly.......no wait i'll save you all the trouble......... :bonk: :alcoholic :tool: :confused: :slap: :bs!:

tell me about it, the damn "high performance race tape" being directly next to the rear left wheel, has given that wheel an extra 20kw, so every time i snap a gear the car kicks violently sideways! i should have just bought ordinary duct-tape!!! :headspin: i think i missheard you though, did you say "dont" do anything to it? its a freaking car, its supposed to be modified!! who buys a car without the intention of crazying up the paint, slapping big rims on it or making it pump out fats beats at an stupidly high level??? NO-ONE THATS WHO!!!......*goes and buys paint just to spite leech*

i've made him an offer of $3600 and he accepted, (the car is well worth it too), i took it out yesterday evening and its really nice, good stereo, manual, and pretty much immaculate all round, and once stirlo and i attack it with some midnight purple paint its should look fantastic! (as much as a VL can) i've got over 4k in the bank so i think i might buy it now, and wait to sell mine, as i dont think i'll find anything much better than this and will save myself the hassle of more searching. now the question is, do i spend the extra $1400 i have left over from my budget on the car? probably either paint, 18's or $600 on some nice 2nd hand buckets>? (the car needs buckets im so used to being "held in" in mine) i think i'll spend a bit of it on paint and just save the rest, after all thats the whole reason im downgrading, to save.

just got home (YAWN) about to get stuck into polishing the car, theres some "high performance, race, bird shit" on the bonnet but im going to remove purely for aesthetic appeal, better re-do my high performance race tape on the broken pod too.