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Hehe it was funny cos i heard people talking about the mag cos everyone got one and all i could here was Nizmo - i was starting to get a complex hehe

boss was around sorry for delay!

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Here's a joke.

Theres a guy cruising along in his shiney red sports car (a skyline if you wish) going over a bridge. A Policeman with a radar sees the guy and pulls him over for speeding. The officer tells the guy he was speeding and hands him the ticket. The officer asks "so what do you do for a living to be able to afford a car like this?". The guy from the sports car replies "I'm a rectumstretcher".

The officer says "your a what?, what does that invole?". The guy replies "well to start off we get a bit of lube put it on two fingers and insert them, and slow start to strech it, working your way up to two hands. You keep on going until you get your arms in, then your legs and until you can almost find your whole body in." The officer asks "What would you do with a 6 foot arsehole?"

The guy replies "put him on a bridge and give him a radar gun"

hehehehe

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