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This Is What Happens When You Get A Dealer Service

Mr. Oizo

By Mr. Oizo,
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scathing Grand Master

scathing

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I can imagine the conversation when the owner goes in to retrieve their vehicle.

Owner: "What the f**k happened to my car?"

Lackey: "What do you mean?"

Owner: "The front bumper is f**ked, the front suspension has been smashed, and you've buckled one of my Volk Racing rims!"

Lackey: "I've got no idea what you're talking about. It was like that when you brought it in this morning."

dezz Grand Master

dezz

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I can imagine the conversation when the owner goes in to retrieve their vehicle.

Owner: "What the f**k happened to my car?"

Lackey: "What do you mean?"

Owner: "The front bumper is f**ked, the front suspension has been smashed, and you've buckled one of my Volk Racing rims!"

Lackey: "I've got no idea what you're talking about. It was like that when you brought it in this morning."

lol i was so gonna say that.

of course it was like that when he brought it in!

dangerous_daveo Grand Master

dangerous_daveo

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I can imagine the conversation when the owner goes in to retrieve their vehicle.

Owner: "What the f**k happened to my car?"

Lackey: "What do you mean?"

Owner: "The front bumper is f**ked, the front suspension has been smashed, and you've buckled one of my Volk Racing rims!"

Lackey: "I've got no idea what you're talking about. It was like that when you brought it in this morning."

... But we fixed the recals! Its all good to go sir.

Ahhhahahahah that is so so funny.

Triskillion Collaborator

Triskillion

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its hard to do something like that, it would of fallen when they were lifting it... and it takes a fare rocking to push it.

plus one of the hydrolic arms are missing. so its obious that the machine hasnt been serviced and broke!

no real idiotness

LTHLRB Grand Master

LTHLRB

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Looks like an apprentice got the job of working on the 350Z.

So many apprentices in workshops, so many f*k ups.

thats generalizing way too much mate, i am an apprentice (first year) and i can do my job better than some of the qualifieds :P only some f**k ups... snapped bolts and studs, worst thats happened.

Konrad Grand Master

Konrad

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I dunno, i personally know which workshop this happened, i've used them before no worries. They even drop your car back home so its waiting for you when you get back from work

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