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What a start to the day, I have a guy on the roof vacuuming the gutters, woke me up he did and what noise !!!!!

I wish I was a glow-worm

A glow-worm’s never glum

How can you be unhappy

When the sun shines out your bum!

What a start to the day, I have a guy on the roof vacuuming the gutters, woke me up he did and what noise !!!!!

I wish I was a glow-worm

A glow-worm’s never glum

How can you be unhappy

When the sun shines out your bum!

LOL that's funny :wub:

you know whats really fun???

so far this morining i have eaten on aspro clear and on borroca performance tablet. its fun when the fizz and foam in your mouth...

:wub: I'm bored already and have a headahce!!

a man is cheating on his wife with another woman. he leaves work early to go round there about 4. after having sex, he looks outside, and notices its dark! "oh shit!" he says. frantically getting dressed he asks his lover to take his shoes outside and rub the sole of them in the grass. she obliges, not really quite understanding though.

when the man gets home it is 9:45, and his wife is waiting in the lounge room. "where have you been?!" she demands. "its almost 10!" the husband says to her "look, i'm sorry, i've been having an affair with another woman." the wife glances down at his shoes and notices the grass. "dont lie to me, you've been playing golf again havent you!"

did you know if you drink to much Berocca your pee turns a flouro Green!!!

i wonder if it glows in the dark but haven't been game enough to turn off the light while peeing....

it looks like it might though!!

did you know if you drink to much Berocca your pee turns a flouro Green!!!

i wonder if it glows in the dark but haven't been game enough to turn off the light while peeing....

it looks like it might though!!

you'll get vitamin b poisoning before that though. time to go to the hospital

a man is cheating on his wife with another woman. he leaves work early to go round there about 4. after having sex, he looks outside, and notices its dark! "oh shit!" he says. frantically getting dressed he asks his lover to take his shoes outside and rub the sole of them in the grass. she obliges, not really quite understanding though.

when the man gets home it is 9:45, and his wife is waiting in the lounge room. "where have you been?!" she demands. "its almost 10!" the husband says to her "look, i'm sorry, i've been having an affair with another woman." the wife glances down at his shoes and notices the grass. "dont lie to me, you've been playing golf again havent you!"

roflcopter :wub:

Hey Lee, weird science experiment to try...I wanna know teh outcome

Hey Mike it looks like you are getting your jokes from the same place as me,

THREE KINDS OF SEX

1. House Sex: when you are newly-married, you have sex all over the house, in every room

2. Bedroom Sex: after you've been married a while, you just have sex in the bedroom

3. Hall Sex: after you've been married for many, many, many years, you just pass each other in the hallway and say "f**k you"

you'll get vitamin b poisoning before that though. time to go to the hospital

I know a girl who got Starch Poisoning after she ate 3 serves of potato's aday for a month, dam she had a "craving" for boiled potatos......

it was quiet strange really :wub:

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