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OMG the fat mole across the road put far too much salad on this salad wrap! Clearly, the fact that I go in every day and order a CHICKEN and salad wrap, emphasis on the CHICKEN, and using the word CHICKEN first, would mean the salad is to be an accompaniment. Not the main.

f*kn carrot :devil:

BAHAHAHAHA

all the men here are all very aware how much they repulse me :devil:

constipated is probably a more feasible excuse....

i just need to use this face :devil:

I'm guessing it's obvious which ones have made a move... they have acid-related burns on their faces
OMG the fat mole across the road put far too much salad on this salad wrap! Clearly, the fact that I go in every day and order a CHICKEN and salad wrap, emphasis on the CHICKEN, and using the word CHICKEN first, would mean the salad is to be an accompaniment. Not the main.

f*kn carrot :devil:

i effing hate carrot!!!!!!!!!

the thing that grinds my gears the most is when i find little pieces of carrot on my subway... for christ sake they are in seperate containers!! THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!!

LMAO

u know it!!

either that or walk funny from being shanked in the balloon knot with a razor wire covered baseball bat! :devil:

Barbed wire and PVC pipe also work a treat. Insert pipe, place barbed wire inside pipe, remove pipe

well i made it ok...apparently they half your late return fees if you bring it in to them as opposed to putting it in the slot (waits for sexual connetation to be exploited)...

well i made it ok...apparently they half your late return fees if you bring it in to them as opposed to putting it in the slot (waits for sexual connetation to be exploited)...

*holds hand over mouth*

i'm not saying anything u know my sister....

LOL

I would like to thank Anna for making my day with the addition of my favourite panda into her signature. Hugs all around for you!!!!!!

Come and have dinner with me tonight.............

Then some romantic R/C racing and drifting in the moonlight??

I am gone for.........*checks watch* less than an hour and look what happens!!! the same old shit! you guys suck *shakes head*

pfffffffffffft myspace is the coolest

myspace is for ghey's and loners who have no friends and are unable to meet people because their breath smells worse than their ass! you heard the saying "they're beautiful on the inside" yeah, its coz their intestines would look better than their face! :P

well i'm yet to see a ring..... :devil:

LOL

yeah cyborg arm wins EVERY time baybeh!!!!

GO CYBORG!!!!

*pulls out gas axe, cuts off arm at the shoulder*

*continues to beat anna with her own arm* yeah your right it does win everytime, shame you dont :huh:

so which one of your whores are coming to dinner tonight??

no, anna smells :laugh:

LMAO

u know it!!

either that or walk funny from being shanked in the balloon knot with a razor wire covered baseball bat! ;)

you gotta stop taking that from me, its mine ok, buy your own lawyer!

Barbed wire and PVC pipe also work a treat. Insert pipe, place barbed wire inside pipe, remove pipe

i love that one. so cruel, yet so funny!

well, i'm back now, damn lunch was good :devil:

I would like to thank Anna for making my day with the addition of my favourite panda into her signature. Hugs all around for you!!!!!!

Come and have dinner with me tonight.............

Then some romantic R/C racing and drifting in the moonlight??

ahaha not a problem starshine! :devil:

I'm not too sure about the dinner thing yet. Clutch is more than likely coming out tonight, and not going back in til tomorrow night (hoorah for driveability again!) :devil:

I have a very ricer question, but I assure you it is for a good cause!

Where is the cheapest place for me to get a large oval shaped exhaust tip? Super Cheap? Doesn't need to be shiny or special, just needs to be LARGE, and ovalish. But not too oval. More like a semi squashed circle...

I am gone for.........*checks watch* less than an hour and look what happens!!! the same old shit! you guys suck *shakes head*

myspace is for ghey's and loners who have no friends and are unable to meet people because their breath smells worse than their ass! you heard the saying "they're beautiful on the inside" yeah, its coz their intestines would look better than their face! :huh:

*pulls out gas axe, cuts off arm at the shoulder*

*continues to beat anna with her own arm* yeah your right it does win everytime, shame you dont ;)

no, anna smells :laugh:

you gotta stop taking that from me, its mine ok, buy your own lawyer!

i love that one. so cruel, yet so funny!

well, i'm back now, damn lunch was good :devil:

could you quote me any more?! jebus!!!! :P

:P

look just shut your pie hole and go on myspace... that's all I have to say

LOL

be back soons....

p.s. intestine face is in this season.... HHHHMPH!!!!!!!! :P

p.p.s don't make me shank you with said bionic arm..... :devil:

ahaha not a problem starshine! :laugh:

I'm not too sure about the dinner thing yet. Clutch is more than likely coming out tonight, and not going back in til tomorrow night (hoorah for driveability again!) :devil:

I have a very ricer question, but I assure you it is for a good cause!

Where is the cheapest place for me to get a large oval shaped exhaust tip? Super Cheap? Doesn't need to be shiny or special, just needs to be LARGE, and ovalish. But not too oval. More like a semi squashed circle...

IS IT FOR A HELLO KITTY TIP?!?!?!?!?!?!

:devil:

could you quote me any more?! jebus!!!! :huh:

:P

i could, but that would be wasting space ;)

look at my hole and go on myspace... that's all I have to say

whoa :laugh:

p.p.s don't make me shank you with said bionic arm..... :devil:

you gotta come get it first *waves her severed arm around like a toy* :devil:

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