Whoretown - Now Interest Free

[Captain Natro]

Do you own the store nick?

Nah bro I just do all the work lazy fark of a boss never even comes in.

And now the stupid bitches I have as staff are claiming they're busy Saturday so I have to be late to powerplay

[t5iv]

Do you own the store nick?

Nah bro I just do all the work lazy fark of a boss never even comes in.

And now the stupid bitches I have as staff are claiming they're busy Saturday so I have to be late to powerplay

they hawt?

[Captain Natro]

they hawt?

One is hawt as, the other I wouldn't use in my cornfield as it would freak out the rest of my scarecrows lol

[Cadmoon]

Provide hawt bishes number?

[Captain Natro]

Provide hawt bishes number?

I have said number, she's a year older then me

[Cadmoon]

So about 20? Perfect for me then.

[Captain Natro]

So about 20? Perfect for me then.

I'm 21 this year she's 22

[Cadmoon]

Still perfect for me.

[Captain Natro]

Still perfect for me and Noel

[t5iv]

I can borrow said 22 year old. Take her for a test drive. See how she handles on the bumps.

[Cadmoon]

I can borrow said 22 year old. Take her for a test drive. See how she handles on the bumps.

Get farked, I'm first.

[Cadmoon]

I am much much younger than Noel and it is perfectly acceptable for me to chase 22 year olds.

[t5iv]

Was just going to put the engine through its run-in laps.

[Captain Natro]

Guys your not her type

[Captain Natro]

f**k U HEADACHE!!

[Cadmoon]

Guys your not her type

What's her type? You don't even know me

[Captain Natro]

What's her type? You don't even know me

Your an idiot... Your not her "type"

[Cadmoon]

You're an idiot... You're not her "type"

FYP.

Big call Nick, I'm much smarter than everyone thinks. What's her 'type'?

[Kiwi_Phil]

*You're an idiot

*cough*

[t5iv]

She prefers carpet?